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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

guy walks into a bar. other guy says to him, "are you blind"? "yes", he answered.

Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

What's black and white and read all over? Corn, I lied about everything.

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

what does a slim jim taste like? there is no answer because everyone has a different amount of taste buds

Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

Q: Did you hear that Hollywood actress got stabbed last night? A: Really? Which one? Q: Reese.. um wither.. withersomething A: Witherspoon? Q: Yes. Her. She's in a critical condition.

What do you call it? Whatever it is.

Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

Nah

Did you hear about the blond that jumped off a bridge? She died.

Why do dead Republicans float? Their corpse's mass-to-volume ratio is less than the water they displace. It is very sad.

roses are red violets are blue my dick is long longer then you

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

Roses are red, Violets are red, My house is red, I am on fire

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

A vodka please Sir this is McDonald's Ok sorry, a McVodka please

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