What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

knock knock whose there open the door open the door who just open the door so i can come inside

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadillac going over a cliff? It was my cadillac

why did the jew cross the road? He didnt. He got stuck in the wire fence.

whats chinese noodles

There was a white kid named Tyrone.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I Rape you!!!

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

my gramma died

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I told him to. I'm very influential.

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

chuck norris's daughter lost her virgenatie but he got it back

What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

Q: John eats 50 cany bars, eats 45, how many does he have now? A: Diabetes

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Half a shit.

Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil armstrong Neil armstrong walks on the moon...Michael Jackson molests little boys

why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

What do you call two babys with one head? I dont know either, answers on postcard please!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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