- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Why didn't the women make her husband a sandwitch? Because she was struck by a car as a young child and was told she could never walk again. Her family couldn't afford a wheelchair so therefore she is bedridden all day.

Why did the black guy sing? Cause he can sdf sdfsd f sdf ds f sd fsd f sd f ds g sdfgh fsh sdf h dfsg dfs g df gdfgdf g d yeah thats right

Knock knock

what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

Q: When do u know when your sister is on her period? A: Your dads dick tastes funny.

A jew was walking down the street what did he see? the holocaust

What do you call a person trying to rob a store with no arms? Peter Pan

-What did George Clooney say to Jennifer Lawrence? -"Hi!"

A storm be brewin!

I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

A woman walked out of the kitchen.

What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Finding a half-eaten worm in your apple.

Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy lost all his hair. Turns out he had brain cancer and died at age 30.

Why was the boy dead? The boy was hit by a bus ran over by a train and stabbed to death by a murderer then put into a grinder for a meal for the murderer.

wat do u call a person who is ugly ugly

Q: What happened when the rich man got married? A:His wife stole everything he had and left him a cold and broken man.

I asked her where you were.

Person 1: "Broo my dicks like 19 inches!" Person 2: "Thas not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you."

How do you kill a blonde? There are a variety of methods, but I prefer a fine mix of insecure clowns and pepto-bismol.

Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

What's worse than having a zit on your face? Getting blue waffle.. google if you don't know what blue waffle is..

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