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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the duck say to the other duck Quack

Knock knock

Q: When do u know when your sister is on her period? A: Your dads dick tastes funny.

A jew was walking down the street what did he see? the holocaust

-What did George Clooney say to Jennifer Lawrence? -"Hi!"

A storm be brewin!

what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy lost all his hair. Turns out he had brain cancer and died at age 30.

How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

whats the worst part about being a black jew your black and jewish

Person 1: "Broo my dicks like 19 inches!" Person 2: "Thas not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you."

Why was the boy dead? The boy was hit by a bus ran over by a train and stabbed to death by a murderer then put into a grinder for a meal for the murderer.

There's two bears in a bathtub, One looks at the other and says "hey can you pass the soap?" the other bear says "what do i look like a light bulb?"

Did you hear about the constipated mathematician who broke his calculator? He went to the shops and bought some laxatives and a new calculator.

What's worse than having a zit on your face? Getting blue waffle.. google if you don't know what blue waffle is..

I asked her where you were.

What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Finding a half-eaten worm in your apple.

Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

Q: What happened when the rich man got married? A:His wife stole everything he had and left him a cold and broken man.

How do you kill a blonde? There are a variety of methods, but I prefer a fine mix of insecure clowns and pepto-bismol.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because numbers, like people, are afraid of all things bigger than themselves

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