You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

Why couldn't the T-Rex give anyone a high five? Cuz he's dead.

Kevin and Ramin

Person1: Have you heard about the girraffe who doesn't eat Georgia peaches? Person2: yes. Person1: Oh, never mind then.

What did the speech impaired man say ? Nothing.

yo mama is so fat she broke a branch off the family tree

A black man sees a watch that he want. He then purchases it with his hard earned money.

a dog walks into a bar....it sees the horse and starts barking which ever dentally startles and confuses the horse resulting in tables and chairs being knocked over .

An American, an Indian and an African walked into a bar. They had a memorable time together.

WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

Knock knock "Who's there?" "Bark bark" "Bark Bark who?" "Bark bark bark bark bark bark."

whats the difference between a boyscout and a jew? boyscouts come home from camp

Why was six afraid of seven? 7 is greater than 6. Didn't you learn about number lines in 3rd grade?

how do you get an A in a class? idk never got on.

What happens when a building has a 13th floor ? You realize this isn't a del building and fall down 13 flights.

Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

What hurts more than a bullet? A bullet penetrating your skin, muscle and embedding itself in your body

jews

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

Anti Joke

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