I like my coffee like I like my women. Ground up and in the freezer

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Noses are red, Lips are blue, I have hypothermia, So do you.

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What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

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whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

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What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

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Your Mom The End.

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A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

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Have you ever seen a cowboy chasing boot?

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Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

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Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

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John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

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What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Steven. Steven who? Steven your neighbor, may I please come in?

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the midget went to the midget store

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A blonde, brunette, brown walk into a hair salon. They then proceed to each get they're own procedures done then leave not having any contact with each other.

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Womens Rights. Excist in nearly every country on Earth today.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Bridget, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and since it is rather long, it brushes against her round breasts. Even though she is a little sweaty, you realize what a beautiful woman she is, and you decide not to kill here. You instead ask her to marry you, and after she replies "yes", with tears of joy streaming down her face, you two make passionate love in the front seat of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

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What did the black guy say in the phone? Hello

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I had a quad when I was in high school, she was pretty but it was hard to get her out of the wheelchair.

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What's worse than having a worm in your apple? 2012.

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why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

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Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

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I see London, I see France... I see a Map.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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