- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Q: What do you call an exact duplicate of Homer Simpson who's been enhanced with numerous special powers and a strength-boosting inducer among other beneficial additions? A: A mobidly overweigth individual who hasn't realized what the phrase, "Go on a diet", even denotes/implies.

a grasshopper walks into a bar the bartender says hey we have a drink named after you the grasshopper says what dave?

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what did the little boy get for christmas? A BIKE!

Stare at the person nearest to you and say "sprinkles" with the straightest face possible.

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadillac going over a cliff? It was my cadillac

I've been hearing a lot of Jew jokes lately, Anne Frankly I'm sick off it.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sociopathic murderer.

What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

roses are red violet is blue why rik go to the hospital ? cause he eat glue.

Yo mommas so fat that when she walked into the ocean all the whales were far away. However, if the whales did happen to be closer to your mom it would be highly improbable that they would sing.

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

Your Mom

Knock Knock. Who's There? I have cancer.

What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg. Chickens evolved from their pre-historic ancestors who each laid an egg with a slight genetic mutation until one egg contained what is now classified as the modern chicken.

What do you call an Ethiopian with buck teeth? Lucky to have teeth.

What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

What srtarts with "P" and ends in "orn"? Popcorn

What do you call a big house full of dead people? My family

Why did the genie not grant the man his 3 wishes? Genies don't exist, only vampires live in lamps.

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