- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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No pen- no notes No notes- no study No study- no good grades No good grades- no diploma No diploma- no job No job- no money No money- no food No food- really skinny Really skinny- ugly Ugly- no wife No wife- no kids No kids- lonely Lonely- death No pen=death

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it's a grape and therefore unable to speak.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your neighbor. My neighbor who? I told you already, it's pronounced "Wu" I'm very sorry Mr. Wu.

your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

What did the sphinx say to the Minotaur? Nothing, as they are fictional creatures and in according to probable science, don't not exist.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

Q: Why was the chicken waterboarded? A: Because the guy liked being cruel to animals.

Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

Why did Sally cross the road? Because she fell off a tree. Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally wanted to cross the road.

Where are you going Your house

Your mamma so jobless, that she needs a job! ~T.J.C.S.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino. It just isn't relephant.

NO ONE LIKES RANGAS

What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

Why did little Jimmy drop his ice cream ? He got hit by a bus.

How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

How do you fall off a building... JUMP.

What do you call a pig and a ball when u come across both of them? A ball hog!

* two sisters are making yo mam jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

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