What's worse than walking into a door by accident? Finding out that your mother molestors children.

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Whats worse than dropping your apple? The Japanese earthquake!

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What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

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I like my women how I like my ice-cream Out cold.

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What's the difference between? Your mom.

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What's big, brown, and full of crap? A septic tank.

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What do u call a muslim A infection to America

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had Alzheimers and forgot that he lived on the other side of the street.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? The Landlord. Your rent's late.

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Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

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How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

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What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

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Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

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name one thing that is impossible!! A sober irishman

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Justin Bieber walked into a strip club. Selena Gomez wasn't there.

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting? - 2 Whats worse than 2 bee stings? - Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? - 3 bee stings Now, if you are smart, you would notice that no one really alive today was in the Holocaust, therefore you can not make an accurate comparison between bee stings and the millions of Jews being killed. -SPG

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What's big, old, and brown? A tree.

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Roses are Orange Violets are Green I'm Colorblind..

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So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

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What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

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What rhymes with ten? Rape..... What rhymes with boat? Float.....

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Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

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Doctor: I'm gunna try to fit your illness into an everyday, normal conversation. Is that okay? Patient: okay. Doctor: how are you? Patient: fine... Doctor: that's weird.. Because you have AIDS

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how do u have sex with a really hot girl who is not interested in you? Rape her in a dark ally

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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