How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

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What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms.

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Knock Knock Knockin on heavens door..

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What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

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How do you get a Mexicans attention? By calling him by his name.

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What did the man say when he lost his keys? I lost my keys. What did the man say when he saw an elephant in the distance? There is an elephant in the distance.

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Mahmy

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what did the duck say to the other duck Quack

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Why was the asian boy abused? He got an B in math

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Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

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Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

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where's mom I killed her

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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A vodka please Sir this is McDonald's Ok sorry, a McVodka please

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why was the jewish man so sad because his family was killed in a bus accident and he severed his spine and cant walk ever again and his insurance couldunt pay for the bill so he is now bankrupt so he borrowed from the mafia and now owes them 100,000 in a year or they will cut off his fingers and gauge out his eyes

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What's the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes people laugh and the other is a clown.

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Did you hear about the 2 pretzels walking down the street? It's not true, pretzels are not capable of autonomous movement.

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A deaf man sits down puts on his headphones presses play on his ipod starts to nod his head and realises what he has just done

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy lost all his hair. Turns out he had brain cancer and died at age 30.

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Q: What happened when the rich man got married? A:His wife stole everything he had and left him a cold and broken man.

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What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Finding a half-eaten worm in your apple.

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I asked her where you were.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because numbers, like people, are afraid of all things bigger than themselves

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Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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