- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

Why is Texas so hot? The sun

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

A guy walks into a bar. I didn't see anything else.

What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

Mary- Hey Dallas, do you have a suitcase? Dallas- Yeah, why? Mary- I need a suitcase

Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I have cancer.

Q. Whats the diffrence between a squirl and a chipmunk? A. A squirl has a squirl mom and a squirl dad while a chipmunk has a chipmunk mom and a chipmunk dad.

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

What do you call a big house full of dead people? My family

What do you call an Ethiopian with buck teeth? Lucky to have teeth.

Your Mom

What srtarts with "P" and ends in "orn"? Popcorn

What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg. Chickens evolved from their pre-historic ancestors who each laid an egg with a slight genetic mutation until one egg contained what is now classified as the modern chicken.

Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

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