It takes a minute to know somebody, an hour to fall in love, but a lifetime to forget. Once, my mom forgot me at Disney World.

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three mexicans walk into a bar... the bartender says get the fuck out!

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How do you make an egg laugh? That is an irrational question eggs are inanimate object and are unable to laugh

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken. How do you get a baby to run faster? Chase it with the lawn mower. What do you get when you cut a baby with a straight razor? An erection. What do you get when you put a dead baby in a blender? Hold on. I'll tell you in a second. What's pink and spits? A baby in a frying pan. -S

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i was quite upset when my girlfriend called me a peodifile, what does she know, shes only 6.

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what did the doctor say to the wery fat man? you have diabetes

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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Remember how I made you hypnotically cum by poking your own nose last time? When I told you that hypnotic story about the astrologer and the brain surgeon? So you wet yet? Think about how easy its going to be for me when I take out Mr.Big and slap down your coffee table with it, yeah... Feels cozy down there does it not?

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What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

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What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

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Roses are red Violets are blue I kinda have a bad memory What are we doing again?

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Thats malarious! When something is so funny that... malaria

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

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How do you get a girl to pay for food? You Rape Her

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What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

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Why was the man running? He needed to get somewhere fast.

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What squirts out of your butt and runs down your leg? Bloody diarrhea.

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Just friends, they too pretend to be you and copy the way you write and express yourself, I told them to stop though, Azure threatened someone here a cultist of sorts I think, that does not exactly put us in a better light with the people that where getting our messages, and yes they are coded, I sincerely had no idea though,

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Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

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Q:Why was the black guy carrying a gun A:He's a cop

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why was 6 afraid of 7? Because ever since 3 died, 7 had changed. He had turned aggressive and randomly snapped and hit out at some of the other numbers for no apparent reason.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven had a huge ass mole

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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