- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mary had a little lamb, its heart was black as coal, it crept into her room one night and ate her f***ing soul

What's got eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs head.

How do you fit 76 babies in a bath tub... With a blender. How do you get them back out? With tortilla chips.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

What did the Woman say to the man after he walked into the pole? That was a pole you idiot

What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

Whats the difference between harry potter and the Jews? Harry potter could escape the chambers.

What did the us reporter say? nothing as his head was in a isis members bin

Dave:Hi Mark:Hi

Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Why did the lemon eat salt? I DON'T KNOW!!

Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

can the real slim shady please stand up? no. there is a slim shady in all of us, so we will all stand up.

A blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who hits the ground first? The one that jumped first

Why did the gay guy go in the bar? To find some hookers

how do you get 20 people in a mini? open the door would be a good start but i dont think they will all fit.

why did you read this anti-joke? because you typed in antijoke on google or have the app on a phone

John lazzaro likes dick

What did the friend say to the other friend? A. Hi friend.

Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

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