Why did the man stop dead in his tracks? He was on top of a land mine.

watch me nae nae

Whats white and sticky? Marshmellows

What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas?? -nothing, he didn't make it that far

What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

Two elephants in a bathtub, one says, "Pass the soap." The other one says, "No soap. Radio?"

Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

what can you blow up and sleep with at night? An air mattress

why couldn't the blind man hear? because he was also deaf.

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS i'm about to die

What was the homeless guy doing on the side of the rode? Begging for money.

Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, but she had anal hemorrhaging so it really hurt

I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Roses are cheap Violets are on sale It's Boxing Day Please buy my flowers I really need the cash.

How do you make your house smell bad? fart

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

Why does everyone hate on justin beiber cause its easy

steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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