- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

why did jenny fall off the swing? because she had no arms Knock Knock Whos there? not jenny

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Duh!!!."

A priest was walking home from church one day when he found a young boy crouching naked in the bushes. The priest contacted local law enforcement authorities on his cell phone and proceeded home once they arrived.

My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

How do you create an antijoke? Story written by Danny and Patrick

How did the plumber fix the leaky faucet? Trick question. The plumber is actually an iguana.

cancer isn't that good for you. so try not to get it

An old man walks into a movie theater, has a stroke, and dies as his family screams for help and attempts to revive him to no avail.

2 Priests and a Monk walk into a bar, All 3 were stabbed to death in a bar fight.

how do you kill a blonde?? put a scratch n sniff on the bottom of a pool

What do you call a mexican and a African? Two people with no water.

Dave: Hi John! John: I have Aids.

What come after 69? Time for you to get a watch

whats worse than a dog biting you? two dogs biting you whats worse than that? the Holocaust whats worse than that three dog bites and one of them happens to have rabies

Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? Getting shot in the gut What's worse than that? Getting raped in the hole made by the bullet

A man walked into a room and said to his friend, "I am about to show you something amazing." He claps twice and the lights turn on. He is using a device called The Clapper made by Joseph Enterprises, Inc. using advanced technology that was patented in 1985.

a disabled man takes a walk in a park

Bob: "Did you eat my sandwich?" Alex: "I am your sandwich."

Knock Knock. (No answer) Knocker: " I guess the resident of this home isn't home at this hour."

What's worst than the holocaust? Coming home and having your parents say " we received an email from your teacher today"

You got yourself a mole, I suggest you restrict all access to any and everyone that could possibly go under aliases such as: The Wiz. Azure. Dungeon Lord. Dice. Wizard, and anything similar, he is most likely a computer geek which does not necessarily look like one.

Why was the dog sweating? It was locked in a car on a hot day.

why did the man move away from me because he thought that i had crabs as pets

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