- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? Because, it's pilot was a bagel.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

roses are red violets are twisted turn around bitch your about to get fisted

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

my wife out of the kitchen

yo mamas so young shes gonna b born soon

Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks, as he saw the first two men previously walking into it, and it looks like it rather hurt.

Anthony sucks

One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

what did one tornado say to the other? im dizzy

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

How many pancakes does it take to lift up a dog house? Silly goose, alligators can't fly!

Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What do you call an Aboriginal in a yellow sleeping bag? An organised man, ready for the harsh winter ahead.

what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

Why did the man soil himself at his daughters wedding? Because he has an enlarged prostate and has trouble sitting down for long periods of time.

Why are blondes so dumb? They aren't dumb they just have prejudice against them

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

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