- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

Why cant Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukaemia.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you were observing it, thus changing its quantum state and making it decide to cross.

Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

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Put my shoes on the wrong feet. Don't matter, i'm gunna die anyway.

What's white and looks like paper? Paper

The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His mother was a prostitute.

How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh?

How did Bella fly? Very badly.

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

Why didn't jimmy get to eat his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

What do you call a baby with a shadow? A shadow-baby!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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