Why did kenny the koala fall out of the tree? becuase kenny was dead. Why did kesha the koala fall out of the tree? because she was hit by kenny while he was falling.

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Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

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I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

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Wanna hear a joke??... No...... oh ok :(

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Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

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Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

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Why did the little girl cry? She lives in Haiti.

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Why was the little boy's hair messed up on picture day? Because he was brutally stabbed in the face.

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why did the chicken cross the world becuase he had to go in the bathroom

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What do you call a Mexican hockey player? A hockey player.

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What moos like a cow? Another cow

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when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

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Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

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What do you get when you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo

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Why do they call you the interrup... SHUT UP!

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why did the boring girl get ditched she was boring...

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swings? Because she didn't have arms or legs. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

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Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

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Why wasn't cacto at school that day. Because Silas gave him extreme butthole aids.

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Anti Joke

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