One day a man named Tyler put a picture of an Asian in his wallet and proceeded to call himself Asian even though he was of Caucasian. Then a theif pick pocketed his wallet and was confused.

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"Lets begin, tell me about yourself," "ok, well first I'm a open book and..." "ok next" "why?" "I fucking hate books!"

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RUN

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

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Whats the difference between a man and a cat. There both different species.

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If you walked into a grocery store right in the middle of Cuba what won't you see? The missing Malaysian MH370 Boeing.

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Roses are red Violets are baskets This joke makes no sence... ... boobs

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What's the difference between Batman and a black guy? One is a guy that dresses up like a bat and fights crime and the other is just a mild-mannered person.

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What did the mouse say to the elephant that sat on him? Nothing, he died on impact.

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Whats the difference between a jew and a canoe? Canoes weren't killed by Hitler

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What's worse than being hit with a falling brick? Being hit with many falling bricks. -ilikecrepes97

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Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

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What's small, furry and looks like a mouse? Most probably a mouse but given the large number of mammals with similar appearances to a mouse it could easily be a shrew, vole or even a rat if you don't know your rodents very well.

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What do you get a Jewish boy for Christmas? Nothing he died in 1943!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. ;)

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knock knock no no you go now i clean

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How did the plumber fix the leaky faucet? Trick question. The plumber is actually an iguana.

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how do you kill a blonde?? put a scratch n sniff on the bottom of a pool

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cancer isn't that good for you. so try not to get it

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender says ouch.

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My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

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Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Duh!!!."

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Fat people

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