- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sheriff Sheriff who? Sheriff Robinson your husband has died in a local car accident.

What do you call a gay black man? Whatever his name happens to be

What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

Two parrots were sitting next to each other. One parrot said "hey" The other parrot replied "hey" therefore making the first parrot say "hey" which made the other parrot say "hey" again making the... this conversation, comprised of just one word lasted a very long time. aproximately 16749 hours.

A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

How do you know if you are an alien? When you start maulesting sea creatures for their milk

Whats The difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull? One's a dog ones a human. 363\

What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

I have cancer. And you're next.

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? TOO FUCKING MANY

Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

your momma's so stupid, she starved to death in a supermarket i probably would too...considering all the good shit needs to be cooked

Your Mom The End.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Steven. Steven who? Steven your neighbor, may I please come in?

Why couldn't people tell the difference between the two twins? Because they were indentical.

What's worse than getting a papercut? Literally anything.

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

How many tortoises does it take to change a light bulb? One. Just don't expect it to be done quick.

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

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