Why do black people have a bad reputation? Because they do bad things.

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-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

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Black, I dont know if you are kidding around or something, but I cant reach you on the phone pal, I am really sorry about the Valium, it was like only 10 milligrams pal, I mean please man, it was a joke, and Ill break up with Line anyways, I mean Alex and Petter are sorry too okay? Just take the phone, ill be there soon, I mean come on, you are the most cruel person I know, lets talk about it

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Set up. Set up who? Punch line!

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Adolf the Red-Nosed Hitler

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What did the African say to the Mexican? "Hola, Como estas?" and the Mexican did not respond because he didn't speak Spanish.

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What would you call the baby of an elephant and a rhinoceros? Nothing. They are two entirely different species and therefore cannot breed.

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A dog walks into a club. Just kidding I hit the dog with a club multiple times, killed it, and went to jail for the murder of an innocent animal.

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whats black and strange a paki

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Horse walks into a bar. 'The barman says 'why the long face?' The horse says 'I've got cancer'.

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''Today is Star Wars day :)'' ''Why's that?'' ''guess'' ''I don't know :/'' ''It's May the 4th!'' ''And?'' ''May the 4th be with you :p''

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What did the senator do after he typed he email? He clicked the send button.

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What did the baseball coach say to his son? Nothing. He was dead.

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road A: you are adopted

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

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What is better than one trillion dollars? One trillion and one dollars... duh.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No reason.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

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While your reading this. A man is robbing your home and sodomizing your dog

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What do you call a black man that has just gotten out of jail? A former criminal who has served his time in prison and is now trying to redeem himself by becoming a respectable member of his community

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What did the Scientist say after he created Frankenstein? - I just created Frankenstein.

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Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

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What happens when you forget your parachute as you jump out of a plane? You wake up.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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