- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a low-fat banana? A nothing...

Golf.

A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

What did the old lady call the black pilot who's name was Marcus? Marcus

If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

Why did the black guy get hit by a banana He was low on potassium and his friend threw the banana too hard

Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

Why couldn't the married couple have sex? They were lesbians who were saving up a sex change.

Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

tim has no humor

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

Q. What do mummies do when they run out of toilet paper? A. Nothing - they're dead and inanimate.

You spent your time reading this and realized there was no joke.

What's black and white and red all over? A mime that got hit by a truck.

How do you stop a bus? You press the brake pedal, causing the brake pads to squeeze the tires. Which will slow the momentum of the bus to the point of stopping.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

a man checks his brand new cellphone to see if he has a text message... He has cancer

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