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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, chickens aren't capable of crossing roads without being involved in a car accident.

what happens on labor day? the day she has a baby... ya your having a kid

"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

An SQL query walks into a bar, sees two tables and asks if it can join them.

Why was the woman happy to give birth to a beautiful, healthy child? Just kidding, she had an abortion.

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

A horse walks into a bar. The waiter asks: 'Why the long face?' The horse, not understanding English, takes a crap on the floor and walks out.

Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

Roses are red, violets are red, tulips are red, oh shit my gardens on fire!!!

How many dead babies does it take to fill up a car? Dead babies should be reported to the police and not be stuffed into cars.

How do you make a boy cry? Pour hot soup on his head.

Why did the chicken cr-VAGINA!!!!!!!!!!! sorry, tourettes.

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries! -by Ross

What did the faggot say? Nothing, he shot himself due to high school bullying and rejecting parents.

I wont say I got much money, but neither do I need it, just be honest to me, because if you lie, every advice I give you, could cost you or me everything, our lives, our families... Collateral damage is a term used very often and lightly ever since 9/11

Knock Knock Whos there Me Oh, come in

roses are red, violates are blue, you left me for David, I am about to kill you bam *bam**bam*

So a guy walks up to a gay guy and says: "You are a fag." The gay guy says: "That is very offensive, you jerk." So the guy says: "Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know what it meant" and the gay guy says: "I accept your apology." Then the gay guy crosses the street and gets hit by a bus

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