- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Billy was so silly that he named his pet zebra Spot.

A man walks into a bar. Nothing happens that's worth explaining.

I GOT YOUR BUTT PUSSY!

Rachel: Wanna hear a conundrum? Robby: Sure! Racheal: Vampire Value card.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

People always say if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say Anthony at all. Mimes must be full of hate.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

How do you stop a bus from hitting you?? You throw small children to impede the progress of the bus.

how do you know if your pleasuring a woman? who cares

Yo mama's so poor that she's living in poverty.

Skinny people fart less.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple

Why do dyslexic people stink at typing? c k j a h s d i u p q h g n z v m n k b e r t y o f This is why...

What did the homeless man get for his birthday? AIDS

Roses are red bullets are led if you don't take me back now i'll shoot you in the head!

Whats the difference between anne frank and osama bin laden? Nothing. They were both found eventually.

Why did piglet look down the toilet for pooh? He had a horrible mental illness

Q:What's brown and tastes like shit? A:Shit

A rapist leaps out a woman and yells "surprise!" and proceeds to have non-consensual intercourse with her. Later, he is arrested by the police and charged with sexual assault.

knock knock who's there peedo peedo who scissors

You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

Did you hear the one about the avalanche that crashed into the bar? It was such a tragedy.

What's the difference between a piece of chicken and a black guy? One is delicious and the other isn't good for your health.

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