Black people.

How do you make a kid with ADHD stay still? Shoot him in the knee cap

knock knock who's there? penis in penis in who? penis in you

What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

Why do women like NASCAR? They don't.

What happened to the guy that got shot? He fell down

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's the difference between a paper towel and a crab cake? Ones a paper towel and ones a crab cake

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George W. Bush

What did the black kid get for christmas?? Your tv

I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this duck and it makes me wana quack like what the f**k is THAT!

When would you find a Mexican, Asian, Black and white guy hanging out? Never

what did obama say when he lost his dog ? where the hell is my presidential dog !

Anti-Joke is a knock-off.

A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

Why was the Chinese man so sad? He's Asian.

What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

What do you call a saxaphone playing unicorn, that's flying away to a distant planet on a penguin? a dream

Nero, I am happy to hear from you again, but it kinda sounds like you are going to get yourself killed or something. Is there something else I can do? If that asshole is suffering, kill him after he is done doing it, I am done with that piece of shit. Honestly, what is going on Nero? You are not going to suicide or something are you? Please respond, right away, or I wont call your wife.

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