What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

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what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

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roses are red violets are blue i have Downs Syndrome... and a ding-dong potato

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what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

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Roses are Orange Violets are Green I'm Colorblind..

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Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

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A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

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what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

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when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

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Pee is yellow Shit is? brown My shit is yellow WTF

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Q: Why do police men keep killing unarmed black men? A: I don't know.

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What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

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What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

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What's up? The sky. What's down? Your mom: she was stabbed

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Why am I writing this? Cuz I am eating babies alive right now!

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A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

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Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

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Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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What did the comedian say when he fell off the cliff? Nothing; dead beings are incapable of performing actions.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, chickens aren't capable of crossing roads without being involved in a car accident.

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knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

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"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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