- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

Honk if you're Amish!

Jovan

What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

Have you ever just woken up one day and thought, "I don't wanna wear pants today."

Whats bigger than a toaster and smaller than an oven? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... .... .... . ... . . . ..... ...... ..... a microwave . ..... . ... ...

where's mom I killed her

How did the mexican cross the border? He went through border patroll, and then later became a legal citizen of North America

Hey, do you want to play the rape game ? NO! That's the spirit

what did one dog say to his sex partner? woof woof

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

Q:What did sandy say to spongebob A:Nothing they were both crushed by the water pressure of being at the bottom of the ocean ni,gger

Tim likes girls

What would you call Martin Luther King Jr. If he was alive today? Alive

What would Abraham Lincoln do if he were alive today? Scream and scratch at the lid of his coffin.

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What do you call a man with leaves on his head? Steve, he's on camouflage training in the Army.

Knock, knock! Who's there? orange? orange who? orange ya glad i didn't say your family was dead.

Q:How do you confuse a blonde preschooler? A:Calculus.

Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

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