- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

A:Wanna hear a joke? B: Sure A: A joke

What happened when the Irish ran out of potatoes? Millions starved.

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whats worse than 10 dead babies nailed to one tree? 10 living babies nailed to one tree

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

Your mother is so white that when she dances, she is off beat a little bit.

A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination" and then he was resuscitated and became an atheist.

Why did the Soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin in the air.

What's the difference between a pessimist and a magnet? One is made of flesh and can talk, think and do things. The other is made of metal and can only pull things towards itself or push them away. But strangely, the latter is a lot more welcome in most situations.

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Why was the young girl sad? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

Yo momma's so fat that she's gotta get a special door that will allow her to get through.

Why are some people so barbaric? Because some people are German.

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The tooth fairy, Santa and, Justin Beiber are the same, little kids believe in them, whats wrong with America these days

What's the best anti-pest control of all time???? The Holocaust.

Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat salad instead of sandwiches because she wants to lose weight by going on a no-carb diet.

Why did Kim Kardashian's and Kris Humphries marriage last so long? It didn't

Whats the most impotent thing to remember when your going skateboarding? A skateboard.

Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

What is the easiest method of making multiple women fall head over heels? Have a wingman help you raise a rope at the start of a women's running race.

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