- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has insomnia.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

Why did the chicken cross the road!? He was supposed to be dead! You are by far the most incompetent chicken assassin we've ever had. You're fired.

Roses are blue Violets are red This isn't humor The Hell's wrong with you?

A man and a Rabbit are in a bar , the Rabbit looks at the man and says, none of this is real.

Why are there so many anti-jokes about refrigerators? Because the writer of the joke was pressured by terrorists that would kill him if he didn't write about refrigerators.

What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

What do you do when your dish washer breaks? divorce her.

what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

What has hands but isn't alive? A dead person.

A human walked into a bar, The bartender quacked, "quack quack quack" The human wondered why all the patrons and the bartender were ducks, so he left the bar, before his head spontaneously exploded.

A man walked into a bar, and clutched his stomach in pain as it was a steel bar and it hurts when you walk right into a steel bar.

Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

There was a man that Invited Bruce Wayne, Superman, Peter Parker, Batman, Clark Kent and Peter Parker to his party He was really sad when he heard only half of them could attend...

What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

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