What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

What's the difference between gun and penis? A child doesn't start to cry when gun shoots in its mouth.

Senior Sergeant Thomas the officer investigating your current rape and insect charges. Please open the door now.

Two stoners walk into a bar. They didn't drive there because they were high and wanted to enjoy a cool, evening stroll.

Why do dead babies go to funerals? They don't.

Justin Bieber walks into a bar…. He was shot

What did the boy in the striped pajamas get for Christmas? A shower.

How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

I scream, you scream, we all scream because we're getting murdered.

Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris now has $10.

Whats the difference between a baby in a comma and an iPod? I actually use the baby.

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

Ryan Maharaj is INDIAN!

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He had nobody to go with :)

Im 8 years old, sometimes I get sick, and I take medicine and it makes me feel better. My daughter has cancer.

why did the T-Rex eat the other dinosaur? Because it is a carnivorous animal.

[Set up] [No punch line]

a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

How do you torture Helen Keller? Tie her down and plant a bamboo seed under her.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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