- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma's so fat, she has just been diagnosed with Chronic renal failure.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He has no legs.

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

What's the difference between a banana and a monkey? They're both yellow, except the monkey

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

So, a man walks into a bar. His alcoholic habits are slowly tearing apart his marriage.

what is green and smells bad? an orange dolphin that poops out rainbows.

What do you get when you mix hydrochloric acid and a humans digestive track? Death.

Q:What do you do when you see a talking raccoon A:Quit the LSD

What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

I'm a poet and I didn't even realize I was one

What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

3 men walk into a bar, and the fourth guy behind them had the sense to duck under it.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

What is worse then a bus driver A man who drives an ice cream truck

Knock Knock. Who's there? Joe Bereta is a member of al Qaeda.

Knock Knock Who's there? Can you sign for this package? Certainly

Two hippies walk into a bar. They are both asked to leave because they are in violation of the 'no shoes, no service' policy.

Why did Sally have a headache? She had a Brian tumor the size of an eggplant.

how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

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