- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

An asian man and a black man were having a conversation. The asian man sneezed. The black man got SARS and he died shortly after.

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Q: What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? A: Not struggling with a debilitating mental or physical handicap.

What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

Why did the schizophrenic chicken cross the road? He had to go to the clinic, the poor dear.

How do you know when it's hot outside? When you walk oside and it's hot.

You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

How did the drug addict die? He got shot in a drive-by.

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what has 52 teeth and holds back a monster? my zipper

you know why Michael J Fox makes the best milkshakes? no... but his milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard

Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

What do you call a dog that can't pass an Algebra test? A dog.

what is another way to say tree? A big stick with leaves

why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

What did the wall say to the floor? Nothing.

I got on a bus, and immediately found that sitting on a bus is boring. I will never climb on top of a bus again.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

Why did they name the team mavericks and why Was the maskot a horse? Because 50 years ago they found a blue horse And its name was maverick

How do you get a bunch of baby guts out of a bathtub? A lot of tostitos.

this is an anti joke so it has no punch line :D

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