Why are black people so tall? Jesus was also black and therefore gives black people some favorable traits.

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Q: How do you eat a dead baby? A: One piece at a time.

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Alot of people try to make shitty jokes on this webpage, thinking they're funny. They aren't.

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Knock knock Who's there A gorilla A gorilla who? A gorilla is a ground-dwelling, predominantly herbivorous ape that inhabit the forests of central Africa. The eponymous genus Gorilla is divided into two species: the eastern gorillas and the western gorillas, and either four or five subspecies. They are the largest living primates by physical size. The DNA of gorillas is highly similar to that of humans, from 95–99% depending on what is counted, and they are the next closest living relatives to humans after the chimpanzees and bonobos.

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What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why does sammy have a cut on her arm? becuase her mom went to go stab her dad and missed

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Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

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What do you call a black lady with big boobs? Oh, wait, it's just a fat black guy.

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An Englishman, a Welshman, an Irishman and a Scotsman are all stranded on a desert island. After several days spent utilizing the survival skills they had been taught in the Royal Navy, they were eventually evacuated by fellow sailors searching for them. As the only survivors, their stories were vital in preventing such shipwrecks in future.

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Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." *facepalm*

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Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

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So, there was two successful business men at a social gathering when one leans in to the other to comment, "Hey, that women over there, she looks like your wife!" to which the other one replies, "That is my wife."

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"bus driver pressed the horn at my mum and she stuck a finger up at him " Not the first time she's got the horn and shoved a finger up

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why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

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Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

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Have ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither has she.

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What did the crippled Nazi say to the Jew? Get in the train.

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Q: What happens after you have sex with Michelle Obama? A: You wake up and kill yourself.

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Please ignore this statement.

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Yellow People !!

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Go away still nothing to see

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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