- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Barack Obama wearing a Justin Bieber T-Shirt and slapping you with a pitchfork? Because you didn't listen to me when I told you to stop doing shrooms

Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was hoping to achieve greater economic prosperity and well-being for his family. penis.

Roses are red I got a new phone But no one to text Forever alone

Q:Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? A:Because she had no arms.

Penis, eggs, mushrooms and tigers

how does a chinese chick check if she's pregnant? swallows a rubix cube and if it comes out solved shes pregnant

How many black teachers does it take to figure out 10 x 30. only one shes a very respected teacher

Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

What did the blonde say when she saw anti-joke.com for the first time? Nothing. She's been in a vegetative state for three years and her parents finally decided to pull the plug.

What do you call a lepucaun leaping in a feild of flowers, on christmas? Ground beef.

Knock knock Who's there? A Jehovahs Witness

Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

Where does Hemech take a shit? The toilet's ass

Haiku's are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

whats worse than gill? nothing

Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

You know who else sucks dick? My aunt Jane. She was forced to become a prostitute after she got fired from her job.

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