- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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whats worse than 10 dead babies nailed to one tree? 10 living babies nailed to one tree

Your mother is so white that when she dances, she is off beat a little bit.

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Why was the young girl sad? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

Yo momma's so fat that she's gotta get a special door that will allow her to get through.

What's the difference between a pessimist and a magnet? One is made of flesh and can talk, think and do things. The other is made of metal and can only pull things towards itself or push them away. But strangely, the latter is a lot more welcome in most situations.

Antijokes?! More like Antijakes!!!

A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination" and then he was resuscitated and became an atheist.

Why did the Soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin in the air.

Why are some people so barbaric? Because some people are German.

Homo say what?

melons are berries, tomatoes are fruit, being a smart-ass isn't that good.

what's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? obviously quite a lot due to the fact that they are two completely different ideas with little to no relation to each other.

boy and girl are flipping a coin, coin lands on heads, boy: get down bitch

whats black and large -me

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: my red painted d*ck

What does bigfoot have? Big feet.

What did the kitten say to the ant? Nothing, it was dead. - Driiiftz

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