- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

SHUT UP, yes you... WHAT DID I JUST SAY!!!!

Rim Ram Ree, Kick him in the knee, Rim Ram Rass, Kick him in the other knee

why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

Smeg...

How do you piss off a moose? You throw popcorn at it

Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimers, Cheese on toast.

What do you call a man with a limp? A limping man.

If I were in a room with you hitler, stalin, i would shoot hitler and stalin because they are horrible people.

guy walks into a bar, ouch

What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

Women's Rights

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Jack Bauer, Where is the nuke?

A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

How do you make a baby fit in a bottle? Blender.

Why was the Jewish boy afraid of an oven? The last oven malfunctioned and killed his father.

What's worse than having a worm in your apple? 2012.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Steven. Steven who? Steven your neighbor, may I please come in?

What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

why was the black guy running from the cops? i dont know either

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