- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the new born on the orphanage's doorstep? He was an accident.

Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

What happened when the lawyer went surfing? A shark came up and tore his leg off.

Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from a Black family reunion.

Twelve muffins were baking in an oven. One muffin said "Where are we?" Another muffin said "Yikes! A talking muffin!"

A:Wanna hear a joke? B: Sure A: A joke

What happened when the Irish ran out of potatoes? Millions starved.

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What did the woman with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A diagnosis.

What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It depends on the person. To generalize and select one sport to represent the entire race would be stereotyping.

Your mother is so white that when she dances, she is off beat a little bit.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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a man walks into a house... then realizes its not his house and leaves.

whats worse than 10 dead babies nailed to one tree? 10 living babies nailed to one tree

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family

Why was the young girl sad? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

Yo momma's so fat that she's gotta get a special door that will allow her to get through.

A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination" and then he was resuscitated and became an atheist.

Why did the Soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin in the air.

What's the difference between a pessimist and a magnet? One is made of flesh and can talk, think and do things. The other is made of metal and can only pull things towards itself or push them away. But strangely, the latter is a lot more welcome in most situations.

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