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Solvemedia fun: It says happy trails, a good one. Then it says Your answer below. ANSWER TO WHAT? To happy trails? Is that even a question? Is this world gonna explode? Is Santa real? Will Jesus ever return? I This and much more in the next exciting episode of Dragon NutZ SEE!

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What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

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So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

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A panhandler came up to me today and said he hadn't had a bite in weeks, so I gave him some change.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? -Not Sara!

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Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock whos there? i dont know arent you supposed to get the door?

How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

What did the unicorn eat for a snack? Nothing. Unicorns are a majestic fiction animal.

Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple that got hit by a bus.

Friends are like lettuce; If you eat their head, they die

What do you do if you run over a black man? Call an ambulance... he's probably about to die.

Actual jokes are now obsolete.

What do you call a smart phone that doesn't want to work? The first conscious phone ever

Your momma's so fat, when Jesus said, "Let there be light!," she had to scoot over.

What did the hammer say to the screwdriver? You're a tool

Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

Solvemedia fun: It says happy trails, a good one. Then it says Your answer below. ANSWER TO WHAT? To happy trails? Is that even a question? Is this world gonna explode? Is Santa real? Will Jesus ever return? I This and much more in the next exciting episode of Dragon NutZ SEE!

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

A panhandler came up to me today and said he hadn't had a bite in weeks, so I gave him some change.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? -Not Sara!

Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

how do you drowned a blonde? put ankle weights on her and throw her in a river.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Nope.

Why couldn't the black guy support his family? He was only 3 years old.

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knock knock whos there? i dont know arent you supposed to get the door?

How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

What did the unicorn eat for a snack? Nothing. Unicorns are a majestic fiction animal.

Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple that got hit by a bus.

Friends are like lettuce; If you eat their head, they die

What do you do if you run over a black man? Call an ambulance... he's probably about to die.

Actual jokes are now obsolete.

What do you call a smart phone that doesn't want to work? The first conscious phone ever

Your momma's so fat, when Jesus said, "Let there be light!," she had to scoot over.

What did the hammer say to the screwdriver? You're a tool

Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

Solvemedia fun: It says happy trails, a good one. Then it says Your answer below. ANSWER TO WHAT? To happy trails? Is that even a question? Is this world gonna explode? Is Santa real? Will Jesus ever return? I This and much more in the next exciting episode of Dragon NutZ SEE!

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

A panhandler came up to me today and said he hadn't had a bite in weeks, so I gave him some change.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms *Knock Knock* Who's there? -Not Sara!

Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

how do you drowned a blonde? put ankle weights on her and throw her in a river.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Nope.

Why couldn't the black guy support his family? He was only 3 years old.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? -Not Sara!