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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the penguin say to the fisherman? Nothing, they are different animals, and thus, unable to communicate.

Why did the mathematician go to jail? Because he killed his wife.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This is a Poem, your Adopted

What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

Ask me if I'm God.. Dude, we all know you're not God.

Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

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What ever happened to Sally? We don't know she went missing over 5 years ago.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocaust Whats worse that two Holocaust? Dane Cooks Comedian act

What happens when an antijoke and a joke comes together? Unicorns mate with Neil Patrick Harris

"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

Why did the woman cross the road? Trick question, she didn't because she was in the kitchen.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

Roses are black Violets are black A black person died

A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

Knock Knock Who's there? 20 20 Who? 24

whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer,

Two tomatoes were crossing a road when one of them got hit by a truck. The other said, Carrot.

How to stop a baby from crying? Hit it with a brick

Why did suzie fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didn't she get back on the swing? cause she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her up? Cause she had no friends. Why did she stay their all night? cause she had no family.

Why did the Hispanic woman cheat on her husband? Because he couldn't maintain an erection, was boring, and collected stamps.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

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