why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

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jibby jobby

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Yo mamma's so stupid she failed the SAT.

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Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

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How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

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Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

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why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

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the midget went to the midget store

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? It's hard to say, as this number depends on a large number of factors including the average area covered by one lick, the pH of saliva, the solubility of Tootsie Pops, the temperature of both the saliva and the Tootsie Pop, and the amount of saliva deposited on the Tootsie Pop after each lick. This is not to mention all the manufacturing irregularities that may occur during production, and varying tongue shapes and solvency properties of saliva.

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People who find just saying 69 is the funniest thing ever.

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You must be Jamaican cause you have long dreadlocks and you are listening to Bob Marley

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What did the black man say to the jew and the blonde girl as they walked to the car. Shotgun.

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Why did the blonde stay in the five-star hotel? She had enough money.

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What did a Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know, I don't speak Chinese.

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Q: What's 1 + 1? A: I don't know, I am an African who was bought up in the famine my mother died, my father starved. I have to sell myself to feed my sisters. I never went to school and drink my urine every second day because I have no water.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas A bike.

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Penis-biter

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Why was it raining lobsters? Because they ran out of men. Why did the basketball player miss the net? Because he was hit by a lobster

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Q. Why cant Stephen Hawking walk into a bar? A. Because he suffered being paralyzed and is unable to walk. So theoretically speaking it is impossible to walk when paralyzed and in a wheelchair unless the victim is out of his or her wheelchair. Please note that the chances of walking when paralyzed are extremely slim.

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There was once a family of termites. There was a Papa termite, a Mama termite, and a baby termite, called Motor. One day they reached a big fat log, and they decided they'd bore through. So first went Papa. Bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore...then out came Papa! Next came Mama. Bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore...then out came Mama! Last came Motor. Bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore...then out bored Motor!

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What's big and grey and can't climb trees? A car park.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, my dick is hard, and it's cumming for you.

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Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

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Q: What did little Jimmy get his grandfather for Christmas? A: Nothing his grandfather died on Thanksgiving

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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