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Roses are grey Violets are grey Im a dog

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I heard that the Boston marathon was a BLAST!

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dat shoe shine tho

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My grandfather died in a concentration camp. He fell off a guard tower and broke his neck.

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To momma's missing so many teeth it looks like her tongues in jail

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a young boy once lost his mind and then his parents weeped because their son had been decapatated in a horrible motorcycle accident caused by a drunk who had just killed his wife and children and was running from the cops....

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There once was a man from Duluth who's never did rhyme. They were often too short.

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What did the the water hose say to the man? Nothing, but the sight of water made the man thirsty and he drank to excess and died from dilution of his blood.

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What did they do with the drunken sailor? Gave him the sack, which meant he could no longer provide for his family.

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Why did the lorry cross the road? It was swerving to avoid a small child. Unfortunately the driver's reactions were too slow and he hit the kid. After a week fighting for their life in hospital the child fibaly died. There wasn't a scratch on the lorry though.

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Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat salad instead of sandwiches because she wants to lose weight by going on a no-carb diet.

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What's the best anti-pest control of all time???? The Holocaust.

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Why did Kim Kardashian's and Kris Humphries marriage last so long? It didn't

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Whats the most impotent thing to remember when your going skateboarding? A skateboard.

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The tooth fairy, Santa and, Justin Beiber are the same, little kids believe in them, whats wrong with America these days

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why did the chicken cross the road............ why dont you tell me smartass

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He had no distinguishing characteristics whatsoever.

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What did the father say to his son? ....nothing

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roses are red violets are blue i am black and so r u

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Useful Information: *2+2=5 *4+4=9 *6+6=13 Q: Given this information, how many fingers am I holding up? A: It was a trick question. Batman didn't open the door.

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Why is it not safe for turkeys to do maths? Because they don't have the mental capacity to carry out the calculations correctly, which would be a danger in jobs such as engineering or the space industry. Furthermore, they are unable to understand the concept of numbers or symbols and therefore have no motivation to solve mathematical problems; and even if they did, they don't have the dexterity or education to write out the solutions.

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Knock Knock Who is there? *bang* The following story depicts the life and death of Bob:___________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________then he opened the door and was shot in the face.

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