- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

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?"i'm so turned on right now." - horny light bulb

what did the penis say to the vagina? SMACK SMACK SMACK

Why did the boy jizz?...........he was getting a blowjob!!!

What did the boy get at the bowling alley for his birthday? a corpse. *from Bones

Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

Q: Why shouldn't you throw rocks at a black guy on a bike? A: Because he could sustain serious injury if a rock hits him in the head, not to mention it is extremely rude.

A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

Bill is driving along the Interstate.All the sudden, a refrigerator falls off the truck in front of him.The fridge slams into Bill's car.He dies instantly.

If you see Chuck Norris you should probably tell him hey for me.

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

how do you get a cat out of a tree? shoot it

Twelve muffins were baking in an oven. One muffin said "Where are we?" Another muffin said "Yikes! A talking muffin!"

Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 eight 9

why are anti-jokes so funny? they aren't. they're stupid.

jess always squints her eyes when making a point

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

What goes up and down, up and down, up and down, forever? An insult to Newtonian physics.

What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

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