- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

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whats worse than gill? nothing

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

You know who else sucks dick? My aunt Jane. She was forced to become a prostitute after she got fired from her job.

Knock knock Who's there? A Jehovahs Witness

Penis, eggs, mushrooms and tigers

Where does Hemech take a shit? The toilet's ass

Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

how does a chinese chick check if she's pregnant? swallows a rubix cube and if it comes out solved shes pregnant

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

What did the blonde say when she saw anti-joke.com for the first time? Nothing. She's been in a vegetative state for three years and her parents finally decided to pull the plug.

Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

What color is cotton? White Well in Afrca, they grow black cotton

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

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