- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." facepalm

Yellow People !!

Why do babies have soft spots? The skull of a baby is made up of skull bones, and in the places where the bones meet there are soft spots made up of a strong cartilage to allow the skull to grow with the baby's brain.

Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

Q: What happens after you have sex with Michelle Obama? A: You wake up and kill yourself.

Go away still nothing to see

How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

Grace Ackerson

how many Ethiopians can you fit in a bathtub? all of them.

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

Have ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither has she.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing

What happened to Bilbo? He shit his pants.

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

What's funnier than an anti-joke? Sarcasm.

Womens Rights. Excist in nearly every country on Earth today.

Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

Whats worse than being bored, Being you.

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

Please ignore this statement.

What did the crippled Nazi say to the Jew? Get in the train.

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Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." *facepalm*