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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? he saw a rather desperate looking homeless person coming towards him, and, realizing he had no change, figured it was the best way to avoid an awkward situation.

Why did the Hispanic woman cheat on her husband? Because he couldn't maintain an erection, was boring, and collected stamps.

Knock Knock Who's there? 20 20 Who? 24

Roses are black Violets are black A black person died

A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

What happens when an antijoke and a joke comes together? Unicorns mate with Neil Patrick Harris

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

The Labour Party.

"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer,

How to stop a baby from crying? Hit it with a brick

What ever happened to Sally? We don't know she went missing over 5 years ago.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

Why did the woman cross the road? Trick question, she didn't because she was in the kitchen.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocaust Whats worse that two Holocaust? Dane Cooks Comedian act

One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

Why did suzie fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didn't she get back on the swing? cause she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her up? Cause she had no friends. Why did she stay their all night? cause she had no family.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can not rhyme, Show me your tits

They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

Your Mum is soo fat.

Me: Wanna play a game of red light and as I get closer to you, you get to call red light?? girl: Yea! okay, go! girl: green light!! Me: Sorry, firetrucks don't stop for red lights

Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

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