- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Joe:Hi Steve how was your day? Steve:Fine why do you ask? Joe:Because I am gay. Steve:Well if you are so happy tell your sister.

How do you get a bunch of baby guts out of a bathtub? A lot of tostitos.

what has 52 teeth and holds back a monster? my zipper

How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

Why did they name the team mavericks and why Was the maskot a horse? Because 50 years ago they found a blue horse And its name was maverick

What is worse than getting stung by 1,000 bees? Getting stung by 1,001 bees.

whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your husband died.

Roses are red, bushes are red, trees are red....i set your garden on fire.

What do you call a black man with no legs? Crippled.

you know why Michael J Fox makes the best milkshakes? no... but his milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard

What do you call a dog that can't pass an Algebra test? A dog.

What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? a pharmacist

What's the difference between sand and menstral blood? I can't gargle sand

Why did Mary fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Who pushed johnny of the cliff? Certainly not Mary

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert. It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert who? Mam, he was in an accident. Could you open the door please?

Q: What did Bobby get for his first birthday ? A: Adoption papers

What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

What did the fat man say to the Spaniard? Nothing. The Spaniard was skinny and so the fat man was jealous and shot him in the face.

What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Laugh at him

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? I don't know, dinosaurs have been extinct for 200 million years.

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