A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

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I GOT YOUR BUTT PUSSY!

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I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

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ur gey

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What do you call someone trying to be funny? An anti-comedian.

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Yo mama's so poor that she's living in poverty.

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-knock knock! -doors open

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Curiosity killed the cat, Oh wait, I thought the dog did.

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99% of teenagers would cry if they saw justin bieber on the top of a skyscraper, about to jump. However, there is 1% who would be sitting in a lawn chair at the bottom screaming, DO A BACKFLIP!!!

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A white guy, spanish guy, and a black guy jump off a roof. They were all killed on impact and their families will mourn their loss for years to come.

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What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

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WILLY

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hello there i am a male from the small town of balamory and i have just found a very large oblong with an acute right angle strongly attached to the left hand side........do you think i should hand it to the new york extra torestial services ?

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How many black men can you fit into a mini? Five One in the drivers seat. One in the passenger seat. And three in the back seats. Anymore would be both dangerous and impractical due to the small interior volume of the car, and it would also put a significant strain on the cars limited engine power. Especially when tackling a steep incline.

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why did joe diragi cross the road there was food on the other side

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Why did the boy fall asleep in class? He was tired.

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Why is this joke funny It isn't

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Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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A black man walks into a bar and orders a shot. He then precedes to drink it.

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Why don't carrot tops souls ? They just don't

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What do you say to a black guy who is holding a gun to your head? Nothing. He is holding a gun to your head.

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I heard a scary rumor that when you plzy a windows istaller cd backwards, it plays a secret message, but what's even scarier, is that when you play it forwards, it installs windows.

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How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? Depends on how big the lightbulb is

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