- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple that got hit by a bus.

how do you drowned a blonde? put ankle weights on her and throw her in a river.

How much weight can an ant carry up a mole hill? Ice cream has no bones.

How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

once upon a time there was a cripple little girls who lived in an orfanage were she got raped then beat .

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

A man goes to the doctor and complains: "Doctor, my Viagra hasn't worn off! It's been over eight hours!" The doctor replies "You were bitten by a banana spider. You have one day to live.

Friends are like lettuce; If you eat their head, they die

Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

what's the difference between you and a yack one is a spitting idiot and the other one is a camel

Your momma's so fat, when Jesus said, "Let there be light!," she had to scoot over.

Actual jokes are now obsolete.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? -Not Sara!

What do you call a smart phone that doesn't want to work? The first conscious phone ever

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

knock knock whos there? i dont know arent you supposed to get the door?

What do you do if you run over a black man? Call an ambulance... he's probably about to die.

Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

what do call a purple animal that eats rocks? A purple rock eater..

What did the hammer say to the screwdriver? You're a tool

A panhandler came up to me today and said he hadn't had a bite in weeks, so I gave him some change.

How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

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