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Why are some people so barbaric? Because some people are German.

Antijokes?! More like Antijakes!!!

Homo say what?

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: my red painted d*ck

What did the kitten say to the ant? Nothing, it was dead. - Driiiftz

what's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? obviously quite a lot due to the fact that they are two completely different ideas with little to no relation to each other.

Roses are grey Violets are grey Im a dog

What does bigfoot have? Big feet.

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whats black and large -me

melons are berries, tomatoes are fruit, being a smart-ass isn't that good.

I heard that the Boston marathon was a BLAST!

The tooth fairy, Santa and, Justin Beiber are the same, little kids believe in them, whats wrong with America these days

Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat salad instead of sandwiches because she wants to lose weight by going on a no-carb diet.

What's the best anti-pest control of all time???? The Holocaust.

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Whats the most impotent thing to remember when your going skateboarding? A skateboard.

Why did Kim Kardashian's and Kris Humphries marriage last so long? It didn't

To momma's missing so many teeth it looks like her tongues in jail

My grandfather died in a concentration camp. He fell off a guard tower and broke his neck.

dat shoe shine tho

What did the the water hose say to the man? Nothing, but the sight of water made the man thirsty and he drank to excess and died from dilution of his blood.

What did they do with the drunken sailor? Gave him the sack, which meant he could no longer provide for his family.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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