What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

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Roeses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Name Is Dave, Microwave

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Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

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A couple arrive at a Halloween party for nudists. Then they enjoy the themed decor and food.

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Q: What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Q: So what's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? A: The punchline of this joke,

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse begins bucking wildly, injuring three patrons before breaking through the front door.

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Yo mama is so fat, she lost in a race to a person who had less physical mass.

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whats an aids victims last wish not to have aids

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A child walks into a classroom.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender suddenly runs out the door frantically yelling, "He's got a gun! He's got a gun!" Meanwhile, inside the bar, the patrons overpowered the gunman, tied him up and took his weapon and all the cash he had. They later used his money to buy more drinks at another bar.

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roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

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Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

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homosexual rights to marriage

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What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

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a piece of string walks into a bar and the bartender says “sorry we dont serve your kind here” so the string goes outside twists himself round and ruffles up one of his ends then walks back into the bar, the bartender says “aren’t you the piece of string i just kicked out?” the string then replies “i’m a frayed knot”

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

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Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

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Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

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I see you driving 'Round town with the girl I love And I'm like, Haiku!

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Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

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Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

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What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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