- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He had nobody to go with :)

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

Why was the boy mentally retarded? Because his mother was a tree

What's the difference between a Jew and a Paki? Nothing, they're both as bad as each other.

people can be soooo loud!!!!!!! sooo loud that they wake up helen keller!!!!!!

I would tell you a joke about a pencil but there would be no point.

why did the plumber start to cry? his family died

What did the doctor say to the man on the nice day? You have cancer. How nice the day was is irrelevant

What do you call a lepucaun leaping in a feild of flowers, on christmas? Ground beef.

people say thers saftey in numbers, try telling that to 6 million jews

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

Once upon a time, The end.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'll choke you with a hose

Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender calls animal control.

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

Q: Who visits the dyslexic boy on christmas A: Satan

roses are red violets are red? trees are red!? who the hell cut themselves?

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