Why did the cop stop a black guy with a Rolls-Royce? Because he was speeding while on his phone and going through red traffic lights.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a Triceratops.

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yo Mama so stupid a robber stole her t.v and she ran after him yelling, YOU FORGOT THE REMOTE!

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Roses are blurred Violets too I have astigmatism I cant see shit

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

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I have a dig bick You that read wrong You read that wrong too You read that again to make sure I'm not fucking with you

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Why did the priest go to jail? He had sexual relations with young boys.

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What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

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How do you get a nun pregnant? Artificial insemination.

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Why did the helicopter crash? Because the driver was fat.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy, she has no arms

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Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

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Why did the man need new glasses? He was thrown off a bridge by a leprechaun.

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Q: how do you drown a blond A: put a mirror at the bottom of a pool

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What do you call a Muslim man flying a plane? The pilot.

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A Black Guy, A Rabbi, And A Mexican walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says "Get Outta Here We're Closed!"

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was trying to kill himself in the fastest and easiest way due to his drinking problems, which in the first place separated him him from his wife, who is fighting with him in court for custody of there only child ,Steven. He can not even pay the rent on his apartment or hold a job to pay child support..he is also in debt.

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Why is the country in a national deficit? Because the Illuminati want to control all human beings in a socialist new world order.

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knock knock who's there? The police your family is dead

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

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Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? TO GET TO THE SAME SIDE!!!BAZZINGA!!!

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Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because he was a loaf of bread

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Yo momma so fat she ate a tape worm which had to be surgically removed because it further increased her health problems. She's still fat.

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