What is better than getting a job? Getting a better job.

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Where does the Queen of England live? England.

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Life is like a bucket of wood shavings. Except when they're in a pail. Then it's like a pail of wood shavings.

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Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

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A mexican man killed a black man yesterday. It had nothing to do with his race, he just had a very rough childhood and wasn't taught moral values.

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I have read and agree to the terms of midget sex service - View Terms of Service

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what did the homeless man get for christmas hyperthermia

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

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What do u call a six year old boy holding a gun. illegal

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Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

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Hurricane Sandy should be named A-Rod. Cuz he dosent hit anything

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Knock, Knock.. Whose there? Its the Census Man!!

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What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

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Whats white and rubs stuff out ? An albino with a rubber.

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Why did Suzie fall out of her swing? Because she had no arms.

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The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

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Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

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Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

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Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

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What do you call a man with no arms and half an eye? Larry -Jack Sparrow

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A black man, a Mexican man, and a cop are walking in downtown New York. So are tens of thousands of other people, because it is a very large and diverse city.

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what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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