What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

knock knock whos there the game __i lost the game__

Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

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What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes And now so do you

Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

Why's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding a golden ticket

Rebecca Black walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve her because she is not yet 21.

Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

My girlfriend told me "Give me twelve inches and make it hurt" I ejaculated prematurely and fell asleep.

Rex Ryans foot fetish was honer by Mark Sanchez when he threw the ball at his teammates feet.

Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

What did the man in the mirror say to the other man The Same F****** Thing!!

Q:Whats yellow and on the floor in the bathroom? A: A Rubber Ducky

If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

Q. What do you call a dog thats deaf? A. A horribly abused domesticated animal that needs a kinder owner.

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