- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence in prison.

Why did the little girl cry? She lives in Haiti.

CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

A blonde fails an exam because she did not study

i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the tree fall over? The koala forgot to let go.

Why does Joel's breathe smell?

What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry".

A man walked into a bar. He was accused of being to drunk to drive so someone called a cab for him and he was forced to leave.

What did the coconut say to the lizard? Nothing, the coconut fell off the tree and killed the lizard.

What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

What rhymes with car? Not kangaroo

Your mother has cupcakes, she offers you one, how many does she have left? The same amount she had before, you are full. Moral: Cupcakes.

-Whats not funny and has wheels? >What? -The Holocaust... I was lying about the wheels

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

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