- Anti Joke

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

A lady with alzheimers walks up to her friend and says" my nefew died today" and her friend replied.. " no he died three years ago."

A quadriplegic walked into a bar, and... oh, whoops, nevermind.

What did the 80 year old man do to celebrate valentines day with his wife? Nothing, Alzheimer's made him forget about Valentines day.....and that he was married. What did his wife do for Valentines day? Killed herself.

What really killed Adolf Hitler? The gas bill

why was the boy sad? because his mom just punched his hamburger

Howmany licks does it take till you get to the tootsie roll center of tootsie pop? Well, The answer is not constant. There are many variables that need to be taken into account. Though the ph level of human saliva is a neutral seven it can vary about 2 tenths of a point from person to person. This is a factor that needs to be considered along with the size of the tongue, roughness of the tongue, and at what speed the licking is taking place at. After taking all these variables into consideration, the average number of licks it would take untill the chocolate center of a tootsie pop is approximately, 3 .

How do you call a black person in KFC? By a Phone.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I've got a shotgun, Give me the money.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Starving.

Why did the boy fail his maths test? He had no eyes due to a vicious bear attack earlier that year so couldn't read the questions or study from books resulting in him not being able to complete the task he was given.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

How do you stop birds from building nests in your grill? You turn the grill on

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the black man say to the sheriff? A: Good day, officer

Can midgets still have big dreams?

the NAACP

why did katy fall off her bike?

A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

knock knock! who's there? me.(walks away...)

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.