- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Hey bill

Knock Knock! Who's there? The Police The Police who? We're sorry Ma'am your son has died in a car accident... --------- Knock Knock! Who's there? Not your son

What's worse than breaking your neck on a trampoline? Getting in a car crash on the way to the hospital.

Whats the difference between a black bird and a white bird? Their colour

How do you confuse a blonde? Explain the concept of time travel.

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Why didn't the mexican have a job? because he was working on his masters degree

What's worse then a missed call from your dad? A missed call from your mom.

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey...I forget the rest but your mother is a hor.

Why don't nuns wear bras? Because god supports everything!

What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

What do you call a belt made of watches? A waist of time

Two bees are flying around a flower. "Hey," says one bee, "you ever think about the meaning of all of this? I mean, isn't there more to life than pollinating and satisfying the Queen?" The other bee replies, "No."

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't become rotisserie with a side of hash brown.

your mammas so big that she needs paint rollers to put on lipstick

Q: What's worse than a black guy with a gun? A: the holocaust

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

How Many Women Does It Take To Parallel Park A Car ? Zero , The Husband Drove

Two Lawyers were talking to one another. The first lawyer said, "Wow this is the fourth case I've won in a row!" The other lawyer did not know how to respond because of the men the other lawyer put in jail had escaped from jail and already killed the lawyer's family.

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