What's the worst way to say you want to break up? Kill her dog.

Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

What was Tyler's last name? Grzesik.

My life is a dream in of itself.. inception???

Q. The farmer said where's my bucket A. Somewhere

What group of people do the police target? Criminals.

A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

What is worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

Why do black people have a bad reputation? Because they do bad things.

Knock knock. Who's there? The interrupting doctor. The inter-- --You have cancer.

what is white on top and black on the bottom? society... ha ha

What is Ron afraid of? Spiders!

What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

Yo mamma is so old that she lives in a retirement home for the aged, and will most likely die there in several years.

Whats the difference between a falcon and a deer? both live in water, except for the falcon... oh, and the deer.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

What did the hand say to the face? Nothing because body parts cannot speak.

A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I was asking you...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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