- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the woman fall off her bike? She got hit by a car door

Whats The difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull? One's a dog ones a human. 363\

did you know hellen keller had a dog? niether did she

What's worse than walking into a lampost? Your seven year old child accidentally finding and watching a sex tape that you made years ago.

What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

How do you kill Osama Bin Laden? Get The Navy Seals To Infiltrate his compound.

-what does burglars afraid of? -cancer.

A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

What do you call John Lennon without glasses? A skeleton, because John Lennon is dead.

What do call a fly with no legs? Dead

Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

What's worse than finding a snake in your apple? Finding a snake in your apple

* two sisters are making yo mam jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

People with Alzheimers will not remember this joke

Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

Its behind you like if you looked behind

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

Knock knock Whose there? 4

What did the man with no head get for Christmas? Nothing he was dead

Why couldn't Jimmy's bedroom door close? Because it had a tree blocking it.

whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

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