- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

what do you give a little girl with no arms no legs and who lives in a orfanidge for christmas?.................................... nothing because no parent wants a freak kid

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

what do you call a guy that looks exactly like Mario. Frank because thats his name.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes And now so do you

Engage in a lively debate with a friend, and when they are about to stump you, respond to whatever they say next with "What does that have to do with the price of tea in China?"

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

What's worse than being a midget Being a midget with no legs

A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

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What peels, is a fruit, yellow and tastes like a bannana? A bannana.

what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

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