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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. At what point would a chicken consciously know it was crossing a road.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? Because ever since 3 died, 7 had changed. He had turned aggressive and randomly snapped and hit out at some of the other numbers for no apparent reason.

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An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

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What do you call a white duck? A quacker

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what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

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How do you keep black people out of your backyard. A no trespassing sign.

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why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

chuck norris's daughter lost her virgenatie but he got it back

A blonde walked into a bank. She deposited her check, thanked the teller, and promptly left.

Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

Why can't penguins fly? Because their wings are adapted to swim and not to fly

A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

No soap radio

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. At what point would a chicken consciously know it was crossing a road.

why was 6 afraid of 7? Because ever since 3 died, 7 had changed. He had turned aggressive and randomly snapped and hit out at some of the other numbers for no apparent reason.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

How do you wake up Lady GaGa? Poke her Face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

what did the doctor say to the wery fat man? you have diabetes

An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

What do you call a white duck? A quacker

what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

How do you keep black people out of your backyard. A no trespassing sign.

why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

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