I have tuberculosis because Ebola is too mainstream.

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Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

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What's funnier than an anti-joke? Sarcasm.

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Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

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That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

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What do you call a fat priest? Obese

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Why did the man give money to the Jew? Why would a man give money to a Jew?

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Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

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When Chuck Norris does a push up, he's working out.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

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A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

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2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

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Is your refridgerator running? because if its not, you should probably have it looked at by a repair man,

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What do you call an Interlochen Arts Academy Student with no talent? A comparative artist

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Jesus Christ

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What did i say to the stupid person? Your Stupid.

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What's big, hard, in the water, and isolated? Shutter Island

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

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Yellow People !!

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There are 2 women at a bus stop. One of them has a swollen belly. The pregnant woman says to the other one, "I'm expecting a baby." The other woman responds, "That's too bad. I'm expecting a bus, at least that'll help me."

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What did the black man say to the jew and the blonde girl as they walked to the car. Shotgun.

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What is blue and has to deal with a vagina. Blue waffle you know who has that Jews But the jews got it from the gassing and the gassing got it from hitlers wifes piss but the blue waffle came from the lesbian she had sex with when she was doing her lesbian phase but the lesbian got it from her father and the father got it from his wife.

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A devout Christian dies– Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Homosexuals aren't allowed in.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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