How did the chicken perform the bank robbery? It was crossing the road and cluelessly walked into a bank, and EVERYONE in that bank had Chickenphobia so they just GAVE him the money...

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Pokerface.

What do you call a mexican and a African? Two people with no water.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple this joke.

Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

What come after 69? Time for you to get a watch

whats worse than a dog biting you? two dogs biting you whats worse than that? the Holocaust whats worse than that three dog bites and one of them happens to have rabies

Dave: Hi John! John: I have Aids.

anus

Knock Knock. (No answer) Knocker: " I guess the resident of this home isn't home at this hour."

Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? Getting shot in the gut What's worse than that? Getting raped in the hole made by the bullet

Me: What day is it? Rebecca Black: Tuesday

Fat people

2 Priests and a Monk walk into a bar, All 3 were stabbed to death in a bar fight.

roses are gay s is justin beber s are u justen beber eats crap

knock knock. no one answered so the man at the door went home.

knock knock no no you go now i clean

A man once had a monkey, and it made him very happy. then one day, his monkey ran away. So the man was very sad and screamed, "I knew i should have broken the monkey's legs!!"

How did the plumber fix the leaky faucet? Trick question. The plumber is actually an iguana.

how do you kill a blonde?? put a scratch n sniff on the bottom of a pool

My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

cancer isn't that good for you. so try not to get it

Why didn't the boy blow out his birthday cake this year? He died last year.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Duh!!!."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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