- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the cat eat its dinner? Because I nailed its head to the floor.

Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

A blind man walked past a fish store. For a second he thought it might be a womens vaginal odor, but then concluded it was most likely a fish store, and went on with his day.

What do you call a polar bear in the desert? Bobby Marksson.

What's a ghost's favorite color? Usually whatever their favorite color was in life.

What did Ben's Graandma get him for Christmas? Nothing, she died on Thanksgiving!

Yo Momma So Fat!

I was walking down a railway line the other day... I was fined £1000

I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

Thats so awesome, I was totally not not going to tell you and when I saw I did not not type it I totally did it anyways, but why did it last even though stuff timed out? I am like so wet.

Why did the man commit suicide? Because all meaning in his life were gone.

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

Why isn't Michael Jackson aloud at Disney world? He is dead.

What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

What happens when you go swimming in the rain? You get wet.

What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

what is black and white and red all over? a group of people of mixed races playing paintball.

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing. He doesn't have a cat.

What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

A drunk guy walks into a car

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