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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

A man walks into a meat shop. Man: I bet you $20 you can't reach the meat on the top shelf. Butcher: The steaks are too high

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can't fly, what choice did it have? All it wanted to do was to get to the other side. That chicken knew what it wanted to do in life. What do you want to do with your life? Be chicken smart. Cross the road.

what is black and white and red all over? a group of people of mixed races playing paintball.

Knock knock! Whos there? Me. Now open the door.

Q: what did Timmy get for his 8th birthday A: killed MR

A pair of brothers walked into a bar. It was where the wake was being held from their mother's funeral.

How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

Please don't shoot me

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet You have pancreatic cancer

Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

/\ The joke above was really dumb. \/ The joke below is pretty good.

Q: Why did the cheerleader drop her pom-poms? A: She was knocked unconscious from behind and repeatedly sodomized by a convicted rapist.

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