When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the world, He broke his foot because every human being that kicks such a solid structure would break their foot.

What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

what is worse than a joke? an anti-joke.

During english, we started talking about Attention Deficit Disorder when... OOOOOOOOOHHHHHH SHINY... wait what were we talking about

People always say if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say Anthony at all. Mimes must be full of hate.

Why did the man crossing the busy road die? because he wanted to

How do you stop a bus from hitting you?? You throw small children to impede the progress of the bus.

i like men but im not gay

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple

When life gives you lemons, Commit felonies

What happened when the paraplegic man went into the bar? Nothing the man couldnt get into the bar because the bar has no wheelchair ramp.

Yo mama's so poor that she's living in poverty.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? What did the black guy say o the white guy

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

what's blue , and you can urinate on it ? a rim block.

Whats the difference between platinum blondes? Absolutley nothing they all look exactly the same.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

What did the white man say to the black man at midnight? It's really dark out.

What did the Asian see when he went to Youtube.com? Youtube.com

i was born with 99 medical problems, and the difficulty to count till 100.

How many people buried in a cemetery are dead? All of them.

Billy was so silly that he named his pet zebra Spot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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