- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you pick up girls in Auschwitz? With a dustpan

What did the dog say to the astro turf? SHUT UP!! I don't want to here your excuses, put the dishes away when you're done with them or so help me! You see the dog had been abused as a puppy and as a result he was always a bit off.

What's worst then finding an worm in your apple. Finding a colony of flesh eating bugs after you toke a bite.

Q: What do you call a half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building? A: A half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building.

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

why is six afraid of seven? because seven is black

Q: If 0+0=2 and four shampoo bottles is equal to two toaster strudels, how many pizza slices can Samuel eat? A: Winter because grass=6

Why did the chicken cross the road? Exercise

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he needed to go to work to help pay for his dying daughter's cancer treatment

Why is Andrew sleeping? Because he took and overdose on sleeping pills, he probably died in his sleep.

Q: Why do geese fly in a V? A: It's more aerodynamic.

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

stephen hawking walks into a bar...

what did the blond do when her house was on fire? she called the fire department, because that would be the correct thing to do in such a situation.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red, I lit your garden on fire.

David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

How many dead kids can you fit into a plastic bag in your trunk? Ask Kasey Anthony

qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

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