- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what turns me on ....? TABLES!! You know what turns me on even more...? TABLES WITH CHAIRS!!!

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

what did the black kid get for christmas? I dont know....whatever he wrote on his wishlist.

Why did the old man die? He was old.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

I don't have ADHD I just- Hey look a squirrel!

Your tell your girlfriend to make you a sandwich, she actually makes one for you.

Knock Knock Who's There Lettuce Lettuce who? Lettuce down the street building his new garage

What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a skitsofrantic, and so am I

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Joe Bereta is a member of al Qaeda.

What's faster, a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk

Two chemist walk into a bar. The Bartender ask them what they want. The first chemist says he wants H20. The second chemist laughs and says he wants H20 too. Then he dies.

What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

Wanna hear a joke? Niklas Bendter being good at soccer. Wanna hear a funnier joke? Your Mom Wanna hear the funniest joke?

So, a man walks into a bar. His alcoholic habits are slowly tearing apart his marriage.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

If you watch a pregnancy backwards, it is about a baby that is inserted between the legs of a woman and is slowly broken down for energy and the remains are finally sucked up by a man's genitals. There isn't a joke.

What you you call peanut butter on the top of a dog house Peanut butter

How did little Sally break her Nintendo DS? Her abusive father repeatedly abused her and punished her until she was thrown into a stone wall. As she went into the wall she crushed by another wall and broke the DS.

What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

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