- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is six scared of seven? Because seven is in his house with an axe.

Did you hear about the 2 pretzels walking down the street? It's not true, pretzels are not capable of autonomous movement.

What would an ice hockey player do if the ice melted? Walk off, as the ice is only 3/4 of an inch thick.

How do you get a one-armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder.

A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

KONY 2012! world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

What do you call a man with an eight foot steel spike wedged in his rectum? An Ambulance

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was sexually abusive.

Father "Why so down son?" Son "I've always been this short..."

What is the name of the car? What

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

what happens when chuck norris does a push up. he pushes himself up

What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

What would Martin Luther King Jr. do if he was alive today? Scream at the top of his lungs as he tried to punch out the top of his coffin.

I just found my mum has Alzheimer's, I hope it isn't contagious cause my mum has it too

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