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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Asian man open up a Sushi restaurant? Because he had a fetish for cumming in sushi and giving it to strangers.

Why was the Japanese man unable to see? Because it was extremely sunny outside and he had forgotten to wear sunglasses.

What do you call a black guy holding a crate of watermelons? a farmer

do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

What do polar bears have that no other animal has? Polar bear babies.

alex is cool

Knock knock. Who's there? Potatoes. Potatoes who? Garlic salt.

Q: What do you call a Polish astronomer? A: Copernicus.

a man walks into a bar and was arrested because it wasn't a bar it was a bank and he shot and killed 4 people during the armed robbery

You know you're dyslexic when life gives you melons.

Why is McDonalds bad for you? Because their is so much fat in all its products, and contains many calories.

I told my two lesbian friends I wanted to join them. I am a priest in a Gay Marriage friendly state and they are happily married.

What do you get for the man that has everything already? Another one.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a rapist.

What do you get when you rape a dead baby filled with jalapeños? A lifetime in prison, and a burning penis.

Knock-Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's green and shitty? A bootleg stick.

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

roses are red violets are blue i take pleasure in the simple things in life as i have nothing else left to live for

Knock Knock Who's There Al Qaeda

did you know helen keller had a swingset? neither did she

Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

I have a little dog. She likes being tossed high into the air. I need a new little dog as the last one was caught by a gust carrying here over the sound-dividing highway wall and dropped into traffic.

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