- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you kill a blonde?? put a scratch n sniff on the bottom of a pool

Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas? Because his parents are dead.

knock knock no no you go now i clean

Why didn't the boy blow out his birthday cake this year? He died last year.

cancer isn't that good for you. so try not to get it

Two polar bears were sitting in a bathtub. One said to the other, "Could you pass the saop?". The other say, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?".

My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

Fat people

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

2 Priests and a Monk walk into a bar, All 3 were stabbed to death in a bar fight.

how do you beat the system? throw your xbox out a window.

Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

Me: What day is it? Rebecca Black: Tuesday

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple this joke.

anus

There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

What do you call a mexican and a African? Two people with no water.

Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? Getting shot in the gut What's worse than that? Getting raped in the hole made by the bullet

What come after 69? Time for you to get a watch

Knock Knock. (No answer) Knocker: " I guess the resident of this home isn't home at this hour."

Uh Erron, you know, I do not spend most of the time before this computer or studying because I am popular nor anything, so that`s one thing, and yeah, I never done it with anybody so yeah, uhh lucky me or something.

Why did the boy not get picked up from soccer? His mom was in a fatal car accident. His dad simply forgot.

whats worse than a dog biting you? two dogs biting you whats worse than that? the Holocaust whats worse than that three dog bites and one of them happens to have rabies

How come Helen Keller didn’t scream when she fell off the cliff? Because at 19 months she contracted an illness that left her blind and deaf and therefore never learned to properly use her vocal cords

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