- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fisherman say to the other fisherman? Were both fishermen

Yo Momma is so fat she is at risk of contracting Type 2 Diabetes.

Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

What is older than history?

my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

Colin is gay but toasters are not

Why was the little boy reluctant to approach his father? Because his father was a rotting corpse.

Ask me if my names Troy. Is your name troy? No, it's Roy.

What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by a bus.

Why are there so many anti-jokes about refrigerators? Because the writer of the joke was pressured by terrorists that would kill him if he didn't write about refrigerators.

What is worse than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Obama

What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore? A:porn

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A man and a Rabbit are in a bar , the Rabbit looks at the man and says, none of this is real.

What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

Yo mama so stupid, she waited for the stop sign to say go

How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

What do you get when you mix red and yellow together? rellow

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