How do you put a baby to sleep? Snap its neck.

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Your Mum is soo fat.

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What did the Woman say to the man after he walked into the pole? That was a pole you idiot

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What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

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What's Kanye West's main goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

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Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

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Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

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Women's rights

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Ok so a black guy is packing his bags for college and then......... wait a minute?

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What's the difference between Batman and a black guy? One is a guy that dresses up like a bat and fights crime and the other is just a mild-mannered person.

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What do you get a Jewish boy for Christmas? Nothing he died in 1943!

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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What's worse than being hit with a falling brick? Being hit with many falling bricks. -ilikecrepes97

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If you walked into a grocery store right in the middle of Cuba what won't you see? The missing Malaysian MH370 Boeing.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. ;)

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Roses are red Violets are baskets This joke makes no sence... ... boobs

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What's small, furry and looks like a mouse? Most probably a mouse but given the large number of mammals with similar appearances to a mouse it could easily be a shrew, vole or even a rat if you don't know your rodents very well.

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10 years later...... a baby is born in Japan and has 26 toes due to radiation

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roses are red and violets are blue so is your mums fanny

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An egg and a sausage walk into a bar, and the barman says "sorry, we don't serve breakfast".

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Why did the girl fall over? She was poisoned for being the fairest one of all.

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whats brown and has wings? a stick, i lied about the wings bit

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What's black and white and red all over? A blood-soaked zebra

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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