A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

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Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

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Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

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A man walks into a bar He drinks the night away with his friends *Plot Twist* It was a dream He has no friends.

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If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of shit. I don't have a pile of shit in my garage.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

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why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

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A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

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What do Australians and New Zealanders have against pods anyway?

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Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Stab her.

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A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

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4501 3346 1687 2292 david0209. never do this.

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How does a boy with no arms or legs cross the street? He doesn't

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What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

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Why didn't the priest move in with the two rabbi? Because having three adults between the ages of 18 and 65 occupying the dwelling would have violated their insurance policy.

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A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

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So I was walking along the beach one day and I see this whale. Then this dolphin named Lennie came up and was like, "Hey whale, how've you been? I haven't seen you in a while." And the whale was like, "Sorry, but I can't talk to you." And Lennie was like, "Whyever not?" And the whale said, "Because I'm not a starfish!"

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What has two legs and two arms? A Human

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What's the difference between heaven and hell? Hell likes you more.

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Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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