How did the drug addict die? He got shot in a drive-by.

What do you call a guy with aids? Your dad

What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No Ok

A princess kisses a frog to transform it into a prince.. She is soon arrested for committing bestiality

Why is the white man sad? Because he watched the titanic

Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

If life hands you lemons you're probably hallucinating

You're a big fat monkey.

Why did the bunny cross the road? Because it waited until a car was driving by and then got run over.

What is both bold and brash? Fox

Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

Mail Man: *Knocks on door* Guy & Girl: WHAT?! *laughing* Mail Man: Mail! Guy & Girl: Hold on she is almost done with the whip cream.

A man falls off a building and dies on Impact

What did the bartender say to the upset horse? GET OUT OF MY BAR!!!

This one time, at band camp, I played the trumpet.

Boy, is it hot this summer! How hot is it?! So hot that many people have died as a result!... Drink plenty of water.

Cancer

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

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Anti Joke

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