What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? rockband

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk in to a barber shop They each ask the barber for haircuts of their preference.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the lizard fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the moneky

Roses are red violets are blue I want to F%$# you with a rake

We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

call me maybe.

Why you don't laught when you see a black guy on a scooter? Because it could be your.

two friends are hanging out, one says to the other "whats 5 plus 5" the other says, "you know i didnt finish school and i dont appriceate you making fun of me" the other boy looks away and walks off

-"Hey! You guys wanna hear a joke" -"What?" -"Womens Rights"

What do a plum and a bunny have in common? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because skeletons don't get invited to parties because they are the remains of something that is dead and that would be a very ood thing to have at a party.

A black man goes to his dentist appointment and the doctor asks, have you brushed your teeth today laderius? the black man replies: Yes, but my name is not laderius

whats red and smells like cherries red cherries

people magazine

What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

1 I've been diagnosed with-- 2 I don't give a f*ck, go die in a hole!

The girl was really drunk and passed out. She woke up the next day with a hangover.

I went to a restaurant, but after I ate the food felt sick, then I remembered that I ordered penis with cum Popsicles so I knew it couldn't be the food

every cloud has a silver lining

Why did Captain Obvious crossed the road? Because that's the name of the chicken

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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