What did the Ginger get for his birthday? A soul...................................……................……………•

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There was a boy named Johnson. He was a happy boy who had a mother and father who loved. One day he didn't do his homework

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what happened when Bob told a joke? Joe laughed.

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What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked.

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Why can't you get a pterodactyl use the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

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how did the guy in the wheelchair cross the road he didnt he got dragged down the street cause his chair was hooked to the bus

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I like my women like i like my coffee... with big titis

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what do u say when u meet somebody new hello

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Tom buys his wife Mary the latest Eco friendly car. The car is said to get well over 100 miles on a tank of gas. A week later, Tom is stunned to learn that while Mary was driving to the supermarket the car ran out of gas. The tank was full and Mary only drove 5 miles. How is this possible? Mary was involved in a horrible car accident. The gas tank immediately emptied and set fire to Mary and her baby.

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A bear walks in a restaurant and asks for a table for one. Meanwhile, everyone else in the restaurant is freaking out because there is a bear in there

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knock knock whos there? jew jew who ? jew son o a b**** ? (aimed at ight wing racist jews)

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Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit a talking Muffin."

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Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

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Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

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Why didnt suzy give mary i high five? because i cut off her hand

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There are a fox and a chicken and the fox eats the chicken.

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Roses are red Roses are white and I one time saw a purple one

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Like does not mean said. You can blame Justin Bieber for that one, cuz he was like "Baby Baby Baby" and I was like "no"

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A van drives into a car.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A deer. The fact that it has no eyes doesn't change the species.

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One sunny Tuesday morning, Tom and his friends were outside playing at the park. Then, suddenly, a violent storm was rapidly approaching. It was recommended that everyone should seek shelter immediately.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A blind fish.

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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Q: Why should you never let Jerry Sandusky babysit your children? A: Because, in November of 2011, Sandusky was arrested and charged with 40 counts of sexual abuse of young boys over a 15-year period. A man with this type of background does not seem like a an ideal choice for a babysitter.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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