- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

What did the widow get for mother's day? A miscarriage

If Jimmy had 5 apples and his brother had 5 apples then their father would have been married to their mother before they were born.

Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

Roses are red, violets are blue, I got Alzheimer's! ...... Who the hell are you?

Whats brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

How do you stop a baby alien from crying? Watch what its mother does to soothe it and then try and copy that.

Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!

whats worse than gill? nothing

what did the rooster get for his birthday? nothing

Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

what's worse than the holocaust? nothing.

Why was the little African child sad? He had recently been denied an education only 4 days after witnessing his mother being raped and cut in half by a machete. ....he also had aids. ......and was in Africa.

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

Hey I Just Met You And This Is Crazy But I Am Pregnant And It's Yhur Baby ~GotDemChoozen

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Phil.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jim Come on in!

A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, I do not stand for them.

A man walks in to a bar, what does he say? Ouch.

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