- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

I'm gay.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

POOP.............................................. ITS THE FUNNEST WORD OF ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

This is not a joke.... It is mind rape.

Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

Why did Dolley Madison take the painting of George Washington out of the White House in 1814. It was on fire. By, Luke Atkins

Knock, knock. Who's there? Kevin. Which? Kevin Smith or Kevin Johnson? Kevin Johnson. Oh ok, come in please.

A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

Q: What did the gun say to the person. A: Bang.

Q: What's Funnier than a baby spinning around a pole at 300 MPH? A: Stopping it with a shovel.

Whats worse than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork

My Mom was strutting down the runway. Then she got trampled by a plane.

Aodhan, Kevin, Taggart and Caoimhin walk into a bar. They have drinks and then leave.

What's the difference between an egg and a Llama? The'yre both not lamps.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

You played so good! No, I played well. Okay??

Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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