A hooker walks into a bar. She orders a few drinks and leaves. She's a man.

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Are those two people having sex? Yes, I think they are.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks "What can I get for you?" The man replies, "a drink"

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A white police officer pulled over a black guy on the highway. The cop asked him for license and registration. The black guy had a tail light out, and was very polite and cooperative. The two became close friends, but then one night, the black guy went to the house of the white cop. The black guy brought his wife and daughter over for a dinner party, eating grilled turkey sandwiches with mayonnaise. When the cop's attractive wife asked the black guy if he would like some fresh watermelon from the patch in their back yard, he respectfully declined, for he needed to return to his own home to patiently wait for a business call from one of his employees, who was also a very intelligent and hard working African male. Once home, the black guy turned on his stereo, to listen to some calming country music at an appropriately low level of volume, as his daughter and wife had gone to sleep, for the wife also had work in the morning, at her law firm, and her daughter had a job interview after her day of classes at Dartmouth were out for the day... then Martin Luther King Jr. woke up from his dream, and was soon thereafter assassinated.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist bastard..

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An elephant and a hippopotamus were taking a bath. The elephant said to the hippo, " Please pass the soap." The hippo replied, "No soap, radio."

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Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

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Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It got hit by a stone. Why did the second Koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game. Why did the Kangaroo die? It was hit by three falling Koalas.

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

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What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

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how many cody's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? impossible he so stupid!!!

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su algato es en fuego

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS ROAD?!!! cause he was silly

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Why is Brodie Invited to Orlando? To make the beds

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Q:how do confuse courtney A: give her a beer

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Why couldn't the Jew get pregnant? Because he was man.

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Why did the boy fall of his bike? Becuase he was hit by a couch.

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SteVen Hawking wals into a bar

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im telling maguire

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whats harder than nailing a dead baby to a tree? my dick wile i do it

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Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

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What's worse than having a zit on your face? Getting blue waffle.. google if you don't know what blue waffle is..

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Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

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A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. He's not really a chicken, he's just called a chicken because he is always afraid.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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