What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin get in the car.

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-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

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woman's rights

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Q.why did the monkey fall out the tree? A. it was dead Q. why did the second monkey fall out the tree? A. it was hanging onto the first one Q. why did the third monkey fall out the tree? A. peer pressure

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A couple picks up a hitch-hiker with an ax on the side of the road. The hitch-hiker says "Thank you for the ride."

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What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

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A man came home from work and said to his wife im going to kill u

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I used to be an adventurer, but then I decided to retire.

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A guy walked into a bar a hundred years ago and but a pint of whiskey. He is dead now.?

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how do you make a little boy cry? Kill his parents in front of him .

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I'vegto a riddel for you;l Do siolve it. during the day... I look liek a snake By night?///////////////// What ams i? Rack your brains

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Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

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What happens when a man runs naked into a bank? He doesn't get service because he isn't wearing shoes or a shirt

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Why was the mother sad? Because she had just watched her beloved baby get shoved in a blender.

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

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My girlfriend said she doesn't like anti jokes and now i'm single ha ha just kidding.... she's dead

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What's the best type of silence in a family? None, all families should be open in communication.

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autsim

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How did Helen Keller's parents discipline her? Hopefully not too sternly. There's not much trouble a blind and deaf girl can get into, one would imagine.

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What do you call someone who copies a previously posted anti-joke without doing any research to see if it has been posted before? a lazy good for nothing rectum licking testicle sucking gonad gobbling arse bandit with narcissism issues

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what cuts the grass on christmas eve and lives in mexico? JP I lied about Mexico jackin it in san diego

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Bill: Knock, Knock. Sean: Who's there? Bill: It's your neighbor, Bill Walters, from across the street. Sean: Oh, hey Bill, how are you and Margie? Bill: Oh, I'm doing fine, but Margie just got out of the hospital for a broken arm. Sean: My gosh, what happened. Bill: She was just loading the Halloween decorations down from the attic while I wasn't home and fell. She's fine though; it was only a minor fracture. Sean: Well thank goodness she alright. Bill: Anyway, I came over to return those hedge clippers I borrowed from you last month. Sean: Oh, thank you. How did they work? Bill: Just great once I gave them a coat of oil. It was a big job... I haven't trimmed those bushes in three years. Sean: Yeah, these clippers have belonged to my grandfather, father, and me. Bill: Darn, thats quite amazing, I wish I could get a pair of those, but I doubt they still make them. Sean: I'm pretty confident they don't, but you can borrow these anytime. Bill: Thanks Sean thats very generous of you. Sean: No problem, I almost never use them myself. Well I better get back to Jeanie...I'm helping her make dinner. Bill: Alright, Well thanks again.

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What did Anne Frank say to the German Officer? Nothing. She had to keep quiet in a cramp attic in order to survive.

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