- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar and begins to moo. Everyone is confused until it takes off its costume and reveals it's just a cow.

What did Robin say to Batman before they entered the Batmobile? "Batman, I'm a necropheliac."

Why did little Timmy fall off his bike? His pace maker failed.

why did Michael Jackson cross the road? He didnt he is dead.

2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away Because no dog likes being called "hurrrrdhjkdhjsaklhdkhjkddssaduyiwqkhdbewcjk"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is an animal without a high enough level of intelligence to see the dangers in doing so.

I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before he kicked the bucket. He said: "Hey, I wonder how far I can kick this bucket."

If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? -Allergies.

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? a bench is a structure designed for sitting and a Mexican is a person born in Mexico.

Knock knock. Silence Knock knock silence Knock knock Silence KNOCK KNOCK. Silence (Busts open door) Oh right I murdered Billy a week ago

What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

It's okay, I got the yogurt.

what's worse than jamming a finger in a door the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust jamming 2 fingers in a door

What did the cannibal eat for breakfast? Waffles.

How does a dyslexic person read the word 'schitzophrenia'? Schitzophrenia. I leid abuot teh dyslxeia.

How do you know when you have had too much to drink? When you ran over 7 pedestrians and are lying in the back of a police vehicle

women rights

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He was at Victoria's Secret and he wasn't watching where he was going.

Is it colder on a farm than in the winter?

Why couldn't the man stop dancing? Because he had Parkinson's.

Why didn't Johns book get published? He had dyslexia.

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