- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

Why did the little boy sit next to the big boy? Because he wanted to get raped by big Jake!

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Mr Dalgleish in a formal setting, Kenny in an informal one.

How many women does it take to ski across the pit of lava? None, they would burn and die.

How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

Just gonna stand there and watch me roar. But that's alright because I am a dinosaur.

How many babiess it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

How do get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms or legs.

Whats worse than bieber fever? A yeast infection.

How many blondes did it take to screw in the lightbulb? Just one. She did a fine job.

how do you make a cat get out of a tree you shot it

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Knock knock Who's there The police The police who? Ma'am your son is dead

Justin Bieber walks into a bar. He is soon kicked out as he is underage.

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