Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

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Hey, you know what would be funny? A joke.

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Why didn't Johns book get published? He had dyslexia.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? because she had no arms. --- Knock, Knock Whos there? Not Sally.

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What did the church say to the house? You need jesus

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He was at Victoria's Secret and he wasn't watching where he was going.

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Theres a blonde and a brunette at a party. The redhead is left out because she has no soul.

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why should you not go to sleep in public? Because that's how you get raped.

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Why couldn't the man stop dancing? Because he had Parkinson's.

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, I died because I didn't have a heart.

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Q: How many Jews are there in Germany? A: None, they all died in the holocaust

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people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

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What do you call a black man who works in a ice-cream truck? A Ice-Creem Man

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What do humans and trees have in common? -If you hit them with an ax multiple times, they fal down

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What's funnier than a joke book? 2 joke books.

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Once there was a frog. My parents died.

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what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

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What's worse than watching 5 homeless men have an orgy? Waking up and having to clean the sheets

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Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

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Why was the lady afraid of rocks? Because her husband was stoned.

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Q: Why did Suzie fall out the swings? A: She had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.....

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What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

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Whats louder than a dinosaur? 2 Dinosaurs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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