a little kid goes as candle for halloween, 69 girls blew him teenage boy goes as candle for halloween, all he got was burned

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When life gives you a hamburger, you know you're at Mr. Life's Hamburger Stand on 8th Avenue.

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what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

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catastrophic anthropogenic global warming

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How do you get an Orphan's hands to bleed? Tell them to clap till daddy gets home.

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people on this site vote for anti-jokes that make them laughed

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Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

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What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

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What did the Jewish man say to the banana? Nothing, because he has common sense

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Why cant kellen heller drive? She was born with the disabilities of being blind and deaf, thus rendering her unable to operate a vehichle.

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Why did the chicken not make it across the road? Because he got hit by a transport.

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Knock Knock Come in! :)

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Why is Megan Fox so hot? Because the air conditioning broke.

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What do you call a squirrel in my yard? Dead.

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What do an owl and a squirrel have in common? They can both fly! Except for the squirrel.

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Q.what do you call a dead baby? A. a dead baby

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Q: Why did the baby cry when it came out of the moms stomach? A: The doctor dropped it!

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An Asian, white, and a black man decide to play Russian Roulette. The Asian goes first and shoots himself in the head. The white man picks up the gun for his turn. The black man runs down the street screaming. Cops see him and the white man holding the gun, both are sent to jail for life for the murder of their friend.

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Yamum is so poor that she has trouble supporting herself and paying her own bills. Subsiqeunetly she had her electricity and home phone cut off, not that she would have any use for a home phone with her electricity cut off anyway. She sits on her bed and cries herself to sleep each night and has been thrown into depression due to her spiraling financial debts of which she can see no end to. This has led to several attempts to take her own life to hopefully finally find a way out of her misery and debt.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse becomes depressed. He didn't ask to look like this. He drinks himself into a stupor, and then crashes into another car on the highway on the way home, killing a family of five. The horse is now in jail for life.

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I saw a woman get burned alive on the news... That woman was my mom.

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Q. What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A. One's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, and the other's a highly trained professional skilled in the art of litigation.

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Why did the plane crash The pilot, being an uneducated pilot, crashed the plane as he didn't have proper training, and the whole of the passengers died.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, you have a disease, it's called cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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