What do you call a muslim with a gun I dont know his name

Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

How did the teenage mother get her baby to stop crying? Multiple stab wounds to its throat

What is a black, yellow like liquid that contains carbon dioxide, usually kept in a can, and is not coke? Pepsi.

"What's wrong?" "I can't fap." "Why not?" "Because I saw your face."

How do you stop a bus? You don't, and Regina George didn't either.

a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

what did the man say when he was reading a book? nothing, if u assume the situation when hes reading to himself.

Q: why are black people good at basketball A: god you racist bastard

-Why did the man sue the train driver after he witnessed his friends death? -Because he was owed a duty of care.

y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

Why Do Black People Love Watermelon? Because Its A Delicious Fruit.

black chicken. kfc

This is just like Facebook. If you guys want to like comments, or even comment on them, just get Facebook.

What do you call a bookstore with explosive offers? Barnes and Cher-Noble.

Get some flipping new jokes people

what happened to the little kid on a bicycle? Nothing

justin bieber over spongebob *snicker*

Huh, I never succeeded in any of those, and I tried a lot. Please tell me you never gone with something nasty like that...

A baby walks into a bar and the bartender says.... Where is your mom?

Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

Yo mama so dumb, she studied for a blood test.

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