- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

Why cant Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukaemia.

What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

An old man walks into a bar. He suffered greater injury than a younger man due to his advanced age and deteriorating health. But he did eventually recover by strictly adhering to his doctor's advice of bed rest, improved diet, and increased, yet moderate, aerobic exercise.

why did the plumber start to cry? his family died

Q. Whats worse than 9 babies in 1 suitcase? A. 1 baby in 9 suitcases.

Mum makes $97 per hour working online? Offline I can see , but online, mmm pull the other one, it plays lossless codecs

Yo mom as so dumb.... That she has a low IQ

What is the Modern Day slave trade? The nba

Why did the boy ask his dad for a phone? Because he had his head stuck up a sheeps bum

Put my shoes on the wrong feet. Don't matter, i'm gunna die anyway.

Who is John Galt?

Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting ass-raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

How come Helen Keller never played professional baseball? Because she was a woman

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

Where does Hemech take a shit? The toilet's ass

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