What do you call a plane going to Africa with 100 black people on it? A plane, the contents of the plane is irrelevant...

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What is it called when a black guy gets robed A crime

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Q:How many pancakes can you fit on top of as doghouse? A:Purple. Because ice cream has no bones.....

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Say the line below all very fast to get sudden strange sensation... Magic-ish. I like to find threes and peel of their... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... ...BARKBARK BARK BARK BARK BARK! Done? Now sit Down, have a little treat Good boy/girl! :Look well at the sun, the jagged Blackness will consume all, Your little star forever but a ever fading memory.

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So your a murder, and you show everyone your knife. what do you do, easy just chat with them.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

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The war against the moral men was long and hard, yet the Victor stands, the most dark of metals. Nero Metal, enjoy 2016 as much as you can enjoy both hellfire and the wrath of heaven against you, as there will be years no more for mankind to Count, trust not my Words, but the visions in Your head, and if you doubt Your sanity, know that by september the 13th, you will not be the only one. The end of the children of God is upon you, as you took his, he shall take Yours, eye for an eye, tooth for a tooth... Rest well... ...While you still can`t

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What's the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? I'll eat Megan Fox before I fuck her.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

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q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A deer. The fact that it has no eyes doesn't change the species.

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What is a turkey? The offspring of a turtle and a monkey.

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Parent: Please, my son have sinned. Please cleanse him from his sins. Priest: Hmmm, it may be hard to cleanse him from his demons. You may leave him in my car today. We shall enter the dark chambers where we will battle your demons Parent: Thankyou Priest: Alone, in the dark. It will be painful for him, but he shall be cleansed *wink* Parent: whut?

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.sdrawkcab siht gnidaer era ouy ,siht daer nac ouy fI

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A bartender walks up to a church and a synagogue

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I beheld M.Bison/Raul Julia, as I fell down from the sky LIKE LIGHTNING! Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: You don`t like me? MAAN That gets me on... As for Horny, I was born with two of them... The third is a burning stake. ...So you like me... Meh! No fun when they don`t struggle nor squeal, even if they do scream in pain...

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Father Murphy met Samuel Myer on the street. Sam it's been a month o' Sundays since I've seen you. You look propserous. How's the moile business? A snip better, Father, since we talked last. And thank you. For what, Sam? Well the last time we met you asked what I did with the foreskins. Well, here is the answer, my new business. What's this, a wallet. But so smooth, Sam. Yeah, Father, but when you rub it. Rub it, Sam? Yeah when you rub it it falls apart. And you have to buy a new one! Mazel Tov!

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Why was six afraid of 7? Because 7 was a terrorist.

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I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

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a man walks into the bar and gets knocked out

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Your momma's so fat: She regrets not making the most of her youth whilst she was still attractive.

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Nathan likes butt games with African American men

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How do chinese people call the firemen? By phone.

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Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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