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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being chased by a coyote that hadn't eaten in several days.

What is funnier than one dead baby? Two dead Babies

knock, knock who's there? boo boo who? sorry i dont know anyone named boohoo so get the hell off my lawn

A mexican walks out a mexican restaurant.

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What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

What do you call a guy with no legs and no arms? Mat.

What do you call a black man doing his taxes? A well respected member of society

oh hey.

What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Open up. We have a warrant for your arrest.

Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

Hey I've got two stories. This one and the next one.

Why did the kitten cross the road? Because its owners abandoned it.

I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

what did the man say to his horse? sex. -teagan doherty

Whats the difference between an aboriginal and a deer? Nothing, infact they are quite similar, they have no house and smell like wild animals and jaywalk.

Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

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