What's black, white, and red all over? Something that's black, white, and red all over.

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't divide by zero.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 went to war and when he came back, he was really messed up. One day he took 2 into a dark alley and beat him up really badly. Now, it's not just 6 who is afraid, but everyone.

a group of teenagers are laughing at a boy around their age when on says "youre stupid" the boy then replies "i prefer the term Autistic"

Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

Bitch

Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

What do you get when you combine lemons, sugar and water? Lemons, sugar, and water

What happens when you give a boy a cookie? He falls asleep and his parents think he was kidnapped by a serial killer.

Donald Trump decided to run for President.

A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

What did michael jackson say to the boys he touched? Nothing. Hes dead

What did the boy get for his birthday? Older.

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end

What would you call the Flinstones if they were black? Niggas

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

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Your mom went to college

Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies nothing child abuse is not a funny matter.

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey, I just met you

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