- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Chicken Cross the road? Because it did...

5 little monkeys jumping on the bed 1 fell off and broke it's skull. Momma told the doctor and the doctor said,"Your a bad mom."

This would be racist to black people if they could read.

What do you call a paralyzed man on a fishing boat? Robert

How did the stuntman die? He was gored by a buffalo on a trip to Yellowstone.

Where's the soap?

what is a present you would give a werewolves? I said... OBAMA!!! tee hee

Why didn't Johns book get published? He had dyslexia.

Hellen Keller walks into a bar. And a tree. And a lamp.

Haikus are easy Im happy when I write them Thats pretty much it

Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

If you woke up in the morning feeling like P Diddy, get tested. Immediately.

two flowers in a meddow recently bloomed a cow came over and ate them, and the cow died of herpes the next day

Your momma is so ugly that when she stepped on the mirror, it broke.

I like my wine just like how I like my woman 5 years old and in my basement.

why are you reading these jokes? i have nothing else to do. ok

What do gay kittens eat? Cat food. Friskies and Fancy Feast are both popular brands.

What did the red apple say when it saw a black man an irish man, and an asian walk into a bar? nothing apples cant talk.

What two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

What did the baseball coach say to his son? Nothing. He was dead.

Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

A magician was driving down the road and turned into a driveway...

The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

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