- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funny about a dying dog? Nothing.

A duck walks into a bar. A horse walks into a bar. A cow walks into a bar. A bear walks into a bar. The owner tells them to get out, but they can't understand humans. So they just stayed there.

what did the boy with no arms get for easter? a cane.

every man comes from between a women's legs for the rest of their lives they try to get back in

what do u call a gay guy? Marlin Stein and Bryan Carboni

Stat1st1cs sh0w 0ne 1n f1ve pe0ple d0n't understand b1nary

what do you call cheese thats not yours? stolen, your under arrest

Correctional officer asks an inmate. "Does your elevator go all the way up"? Inmate replied. I don't know we always use the stairs.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? I don't hammer the watermon

hi hi stop! no yes no no stop no grr lol i will get you back not if i fool grrrrrrr BOOM BOOMBOTH:GRRR BOOM BOOM lol lol both:grrrr THE END BY STICK SMOKER

What do you call a black man driving a helicopter? Blackhawk down

why do we have school? 2 learn duh y r u even askin? ur STOOPIDE!

Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

Q: what is the most confusing day in the ghetto? A: fathers Day

Win industrial estate, Newry

will you like this joke my sources say no

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

why wont chin ever take his hat off because his head will be cold

What do you call a half man half manatee? A manatee

Yogurt? You are joking right? I am having yogurt right now, do you like see trough me or something? I mean I have been told people can do that but no way!

Why was the man sad? Cause his dog fell off a cliff

Why did you chicken cross the road? C u n t.

what do you call a mexican being baptized? a mexican becoming christian.

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