- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

Q: pete and re-pete were on a boat, pete fell off. who was left? A: i dont know, but why did pete fall off in the first place, that dumb ass

Chuck Norris got hit by a train. It was a very bloody and sad incident and he will be missed.

so three men walk into a bar and one is a priest.

Guess what What

Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

And the girl said: "I'll be ready in 2 hours!"

Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

A dyslexic woman wears a bar.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by a fridge. Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she got hit by a fridge. Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because it had no face.

Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

I see London, I see France... I see a Map.

How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

What did the man say to his dead wife? "I'm Blind."

What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Why did the bunny give you a funny look? It has epilepsy.

what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with, "In accordance with Megan's law"

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

why do leprecon's laugh when they run through the grass? because it tickel's their balls

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