- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q:What's black, wrinkled and smells like raisins? A: A raisin.

masturbating on a tarc bus

Why did the mum scream at the boy? Because he was being stupid

What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

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What are three things an average teenager cannot live without? Oxygen, Food, and Water. Duh.

When life gives you a pack of Kools, make Kool-Aid.

why am i so sexy? I was raised by a dog.

what did the homeless person get for Cristmas? nothing.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

In an all out brawl between the casts of Gilligan's Island, Hogan's Heroes and the Brady Bunch, who would be the winner? The Viewer

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

Why did the homeless man kill his dog? Because a drunk rich guy said he'd pay him a hundred dollars if he did.

What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

why did Sarah fall of the swing... she had no arms Knock Knock.... Whos there .... Not Sarah

What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

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