Why was the trash man feeling sad about his life? Because he had a mild case of depression to which his doctor recommended taking antidepressant pills.

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven is black

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I don't believe in giraffes.

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Why did the little and energetic girl fall down? Because I snapped her neck.

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There's a black guy in a mansion. What's he doing there? He owns it.

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How do you keep your dog from running away? Put it on a leash.

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Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

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How do you get your dog to stop peeing on the floor? SHOOT IT!!!

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Today if my birthday, and I got given the Anti Joke Book! Happiness!

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Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

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What do you call 4 black men in a BMW? Successful Businessmen.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he won't come anyways.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it was hit by a car

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A black man has 100 problems. on his AP calculus test.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

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You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

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Knock knock Whos there? A rapist. Go away I'm calling the police!! (The rapist then proceeds to break open the door, beat the woman repeatedly with a baseball bat, and then rapes her)

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A twelve year old play Minecraft. He never made any friends. What did you expect?

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theres a mexican, an asian, and an american in a plane, they're about to crash, so they all have to throw out something they have a lot of in their country. The Mexican throws out beans, and says "I have to many of these in my country." The Asian throws out rice and says "i have to many of these in my country." The American throws out the Mexican and says "I have to many of these in my country."

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person 1: Do you have a christmas necklace I could borrow for a party? person 2: I have a one with a leprechaun.

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alex is cool

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What's red, white and blue? You're mother on her period after she had sex. I don't know where the blue came from.

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There once was a man from Nantucket Who got his head stuck in a bucket He yanked and he yowled, he hollered and howled, Then gave up and grumbled, "Aw, I guess I'll have to go to the doctor."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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