- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

An eagle and a mouse sat on a tree branch, watching a farmer walk to the pasture to milk his cows. The eagle then turned to the mouse but said nothing, because eagles cannot speak. The eagle then ate the mouse because it was a bird of prey.

What do you call it when you eat cheese that's not yours? Stealing.

if you have 2 apples and 3 oranges in one hand, and 4 oranges and 1 apple in the other, what do you have? very large hands.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

What do you say when you walk into an optical? "Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?"

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A midget goes up to a prostitute and asks "what’s the worst joke you ever heard?" She replies "probably this one

Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

A man walks into a bar his alcoholism is tearing his family apart

Why did the chicken cross the road? He actually planned to visit his family on the other side, but unfortunately he did not look both ways so was involved in a terrible car accident. His family now mourns their loss.

How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? MORE GUNS!

Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Have you seen Jamal's socks?

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, chocolate milk.

yo mamma's so fat you're fat too, because it's genetical

How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one says "Boy, it sure is hot in here." The second one says "Holly shit! A talking muffin!" As muffins generally don't talk.

Why did the rooster cross the road? To go play with the other roosters.

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