- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Muslim say to the Jew? Nothing, as he has been deaf since birth and is incapable of forming coherent speech.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: No one knows because a chicken is incapable of communicating it's reason to humans.

What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

yo momma is so fat she ate the rest of the joke

Why did the boy fall of his bike? He's learning to ride and understandably lost his balance.

whats green and has wheels? a green tractor.

Are you gay. No. Ok.

Whats worse than being out in the cold? Having cancer.

How does your sister ride a bicycle? My sister does not have any legs.

A horse walks into a barn.. The farmer says "why the long face?",This frightens the horse ultimately leads to the farmer getting kicked in the teeth

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a mountainous mound of slain human offspring? There is none, the second is conferred to the subject of a conversation using a highly advanced vernacular.

What is worse than the holocaust. A worm in MY apple!

How do you double any amount of cash? Stack it up and fold it in half.

Know whats worse than a worm in your apple? Getting fridges thrown at you.

Your mom came to my house last night. We played chess.

Why did the weird alien jump everywhere? You probably don't want to know. If you learned why it jumped everywhere,you probably would make fun of it. I don't know if you know this, but aliens are sensitive. If you made fun of him, you probably would create World War 3:Humans VS Aliens.

Why Was the straight man in love ? because he was an intelligent human being who had the formula of understanding woman .

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A guy in mud.

What is red and has two legs? Half a cat.

Can I ask you a question? You just did

Try typing in any three letters in Google images and you will always see something inappropriate. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

What happens when there is a jew next to you and you are standing on a train track? A train hits you both and you both die.

What did the walrus say to the Penguin. It said MAHHRGH. because walruses can't really talk

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