What did the Scientist say after he created Frankenstein? - I just created Frankenstein.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A bug in your nut.

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Why isn;t the square root of peanut butter very athletic?.Actually, peanut butter isn't a mathematical equation nor does it have the necessary chemical make-up, physical properties or the biological construct that is required for it to be able to be considered athletic, stupid. You now have a inoperable tumor at the base of your spine. And I fucked your dad and shat in his mouth. Also, the cure for leukemia is my diarrhoea, you faggot.

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whats black white and red all over an abused child

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What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

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So, a man walks into a bar. His alcoholic habits are slowly tearing apart his marriage.

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Whats long, black, and fat? The line at KFC

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What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

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A horse walks into a bar. "Rough day?" says the bartender. UUUNNNHHHHH!

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karn chevalier

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What do two black guys do when they walk into the convienent store with masks? Buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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hi

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What did the cat say to the dog? - meow!

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One sunny Tuesday morning, Tom and his friends were outside playing at the park. Then, suddenly, a violent storm was rapidly approaching. It was recommended that everyone should seek shelter immediately.

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Why did the teacher ask her student about the test? Because she was in the hospital the day of the test because her husband was hit by a rail road spike and died but she was so devoted to her job she wanted to know.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Shark bait.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Why was Sally in a wheelchair? Her abusive father beat her repeatedly with a rake.. Then as she crawled out the door to try and get help, the abusive father took his Dodge Ram and ran over her legs reapeatedly. Then began to slap her. Luckily, a vigilante saw the whole thing and slaughtered the father with an axe and carefully escorted Sally to the hospital. After a couple of weeks of beautiful and extraordinary care, Sally made a full recovery and was able to leave.. and all patients have to leave in a wheelchair

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Q: What did the black man, the white man, the hispanic man, and the english man have in common? A: They all enjoyed broccoli.

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How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

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yo mama just like a toilet, white and full of crap!

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What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

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A police officer asks a witness of a murder what he witnessed. The man replies "A murder"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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