Me and my family won courtside tickets to the World Finals basketball game! ...WNBA...

what do the parents of a starved family do? kill their kids chop them up into little pieces and eat them.

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Why was the lady afraid of rocks? Because her husband was stoned.

Your mother is so ugly it affects her self esteem.

I used play skyrim...but then I realsied I had a lot of exams so I had to stop

Hey man. what? squidbillies.

What did the angry man with tourette syndrome say when he smashed his thumb with a hammer? Ouch.

Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

Whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except for the cases when you die...then you are dead.

What is the difference between a black person and an elevator? Well, there are many differences such as the fact that an elevator has a series of wiring and mechanics, while a black man, and white men alike, are human beings.

"If life was fair, I would have a girlfriend" - William Deane

What's the difference between a lesbian and a Pringle ? One is a snack cracker, the other is a crack snacker.

Your mom is so stupoid she put a piece of paper on the TV and called it paper view!

What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

Committing Suicide #YOLO

your skull would make a nice pen holder

-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

How can you tell if a man has an erection? His penis is no longer flaccid

Jon waits in his driveway for a bit then rides off to a lemonade stand but doesn't stop because the stand is surrounded by police who have arrested the kids at the stand for selling spiked lemonade. He continues past the stand and goes somewhere else (probably Subway).

What's more exiting than watching football Escaping through the underground railroad

One day a terribly epileptic child is put on on a strict Atkins diet by his loving mother. A week later he finds that the frequency and intensity of his seizures have been reduced by its ketogenic effects, which provides exogenous fats for the body to burn, but limits the available carbohydrate so that ketone bodies build up. It is the high level of these ketones which appear to suppress seizures.

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