Why did Dr. Phil fall of the swing? He couldn't figure out the couples problem.

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A man walk to the store and buys some clothes.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i have Alzheimers, Roses are red

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How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

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Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

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Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

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A antijoke? The "new and better" Duke Nukem. "Power armor is for poossies! My ego is going to... ARGH! Both my arms are blown away... well Duke Nukem is too awesome! He uses his legs..ARGH MY LEGS! Well Duke Nukem is dead... but his ego will keep the remains of his corpse fighting aliens! Yeah ego!" Nukem: I got balls of fail...

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What goes in dry and comes out wet Gum

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A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

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So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

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What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

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Q: What did Bob want for dinner? A: Cheese Burger, Fries, Coke, No Beverage

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His mother was a prostitute.

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I bought one of those anti-bullying wristbands, when they first came out. Well, I say bought. I actually stole it from a short, fat ginger kid.

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What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

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My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

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What's worst than being stung by a bee? being stung by two bees. what's worst than that? The Holocaust. What's worst than that? being stung by three bees.

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A British man walks into a dentist's office.

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4501 3346 1687 2292 david0209. never do this.

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How do chinese people call the firemen? By phone.

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What do you get when you mix hydrochloric acid and a humans digestive track? Death.

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A man finds a lamp in the desert. He picks it up and dusts it off. The lamp becomes cleaner.

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What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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