A man jumped off a cliff. He died.

Q: Why was the little boy late for school? A: His face was stapled to a wall.

What do you do when your baby won't stop crying. Slit its throat

Whats the difference between a nigro and a nigro... They are both BLACK!

What did the man say when he found a bar of soap in his mailbox? Why is there soap in my mailbox?

Writing is hard Poems are strong I am muslim And this is a bomb.

What do you call literature that's depressing and hard to read? ...a valued part of the English curriculum

Whats the best day of the week? Sponge

Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

What's worse than being fired? Eating a bucket of diarrhea.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

What's big, an instrument, has black and white keys, and is located in the bathroom? I don't know. A piano. But why in the bathroom? Don't tell me how to furnish my house.

Whats better than winning an award? Not having your family shot to death

How do you name a beast who eat rocks and fly. rock-eater flying beast

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side -Tag

I Have A Dog Named Woof Woof A Chicken Called Clucky A Cow Named Moo And A Pig Named Oink Lol Jks I Was Talking About My Wife

What can be said about a high school drop out who is 30, lives with his mom, and plays WoW all day? He is probably a very high level mage

What do you call a house full of Mexicans? A house

Why was the student late for class? Because paraplegics can't drive.

What do you call an Asian man without any clothes on? -naked

Hi i love black men so much and i am a jewish faggot bye

What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? A nice sweater.

Why did the old man cross the road? Coz he was in an ambulance

Jason's Wife said to him I love you before I left to head to work, Jason then went back inside to see no one was there and he remembered his wife died in 2009.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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