A jewish boy walks past a quarter on the ground..

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#IsaiahAfterAD&B

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Why can't Stephen Hawking go to the moon? He can, it would require a great sum of money, and extensive anti-gravity training.

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A black man, a chinese man, and a dog decide to have a race. Unfortunately, they are shot by a sniper on a roof while still in the planning stages.

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How do you wake up lady gaga Set her alarm clock to an appropriate time

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what's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? obviously quite a lot due to the fact that they are two completely different ideas with little to no relation to each other.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? You're mom. It's your.

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what is your moms favorite website? Wait did I say mom. Oh I'm not very sorry.

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What did batman say to robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

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Yo mamas so fat, when she jumps in a pool she displaces a disproportionate volume of water.

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Three baby seals walk into a club...

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What should you do when your husband is staggering in the back yard Shoot him again

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Hey man how was the trip to Hiroshima? Great it blew my mind!! And how was Nagasaki ? It was the bomb!!

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A: Knock, knock A: Knock, knock A: Um, knock, knock! B: Sorry, I was pretending that I wasn't home.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Have 5 Fingers The Middle One's For You!! :D

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Steve jumps through a window...he forgot he was on the 231st floor...He dies

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Knock knock! Who's there? Joe Barkley. Joe Barkley who? ...

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andrew wagner

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your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? I like guys... cause I'm gay.

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Why couldn't little Jimmy play catch with his dad? Because he was an orphan.

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Women can vote? wtf

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A terrorist.

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? Because they're not free.

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Anti Joke

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