My grandfather died in a concentration camp. He fell off a guard tower and broke his neck.

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Chuck Norris.

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How long does it take a person to steal a television? Many variables could determine said ability to successfully steal a television. Such variables depend on sub-variables such as weight of the television, whether the television is a store, an upper-class citizen's home, or in a "ghetto" apartment. A main variable could be the race of the thief in question. African Americans are scientifically more likely to steal a television faster compared to a Caucasian. Yet a downside to being an African American is the fact that they are more likely to be called in for questioning or arrested on the spot at their broken down home. Caucasians are less likely to be questioned and if caught will most likely obtain the proper amount of bribery money in which to pay off the police.

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What do you call a bear in an elevator?...A fire hazard.

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I am in love with pizza. It was a friday night and i was hanging around with my so called friends 'banana-rama' 'pearman' and 'peaches' (keep in mind these are all fruit). I ordered a pizza from Poker Pizza and it came an hour later i brung it to my kitchen and i opened the box. It was lovely. I eat it, i soon realized that I had eat my one true love and decided to order another pizza.

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Roses are red viloets are blue mw3 sucks and bf3 is good

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Relizing its a used tampon covered with blood.

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how come the tadpoles dad told him he can't be a nurse? he has 2 b a frog!

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So Nero, seriously, don't be mean, call me, I am going to bed now, nighty nite.

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"Knock knock," "Who's there?" "Black man," "Black man who?" "Gimme yo money!"

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Yo mamas so dumb she has to repeat the 10th grade...again.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she was born with no arms and is not loved.

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Felix? The Lucky cat? That is the only thing that comes to mind, I am dead tired, but I really don't mind staying up until I cant anymore physically, as for mentally I am getting pretty bad as for company.

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What is white and square? A ping pong block

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*insert corny "a man walks into a bar" joke here*

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Rebecca Black

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Q /why do people eat dinner? A/ because their hungry

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What's black and white and in the desert? Tourists being held hostage by a tribe.

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Kindness is what makes the world go round..... and chocolate.

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What's even better than finding 10 bucks in your pocket? Getting into heaven.

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Why can't Stephen Hawking go to the moon? He can, it would require a great sum of money, and extensive anti-gravity training.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer

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Lance Armstrong gets on a bike

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if you write treehouse backwards it spells gullible.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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