Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Whoop-dee-do.

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So, a Turtle, a Giraffe, and a Hippopotamus walk into Stop-N-Shop. They are quickly excorted out and the Zoo is contacted to take the wild animals. The Manager wonders why they were there in the first place.

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How much do polar bears weigh? Between 800 and 1600 pounds

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How many black men can you fit into a mini? Five One in the drivers seat. One in the passenger seat. And three in the back seats. Anymore would be both dangerous and impractical due to the small interior volume of the car, and it would also put a significant strain on the cars limited engine power. Especially when tackling a steep incline.

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What happened when the football player couldn't get his Coke from the vending machine? He got angry.

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Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Me too.

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Prostitution is bad.......

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How did Helen Keller’s parents punish her? By grounding her.

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A duck walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender serves the duck the beer. Later, the bartender wonders to himself when his life got so out of control.

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knock knock. Whos there? YELLOW PEOPLE

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how many couples does it take to screw in a light bulb. 1 the wife to go buy the light bulb and the husbend to put it in.

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a black man walked into a black bar. what color was the bar afterwards? the same color. its a drinking spot not a pole

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Poop...

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everyone dislike the first joke on page one

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Q: What did the homeless man say when he was mauled by a bear? A: Ouch.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his failing marriage.

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What is funnier than 24 69

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Q: Why did the Jew have to go to a concentration camp? A: Because he was Jewish

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What did one jobless cancer cell say to the other? Lets go get Jobs.

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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Whats 89 x 67? Sponge. Whats 10 + 9? 19 Whats 9 + 10? 21!

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My friend thinks he's smart, He said that onions are the only food that make you cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.

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A bus full of retarded kids got broken on his way. One kid suggested to the bus driver that the problem could be with the brakes, as that kid's father was a mechanic.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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