Why didn't the black lady become a doctor? After being awarded a Guggenheim Achievement Grant for film, she decided rather than going to school for her doctorate to instead spend time traveling in India, doing service work with the country's rather large homeless population.

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A man with Tourette's syndrome walks into a bar. Because of his disease, he shouts unexpected profanities across the room, and everybody in the bar bursts into laughter. The man cannot handle the humiliation anymore and goes home. He opens a drawer in his bedroom, pulls out a gun, and points it at his head. His wife walks in on him about to commit suicide. She is horrified. He then looks at her and then down, and he notices his one and only daughter by the age of 7 is by her side. The man ponders his reckless decision he was about to make. Moments later he and his family are holding one another sobbing in each others arms. A few days later the man goes back to the bar and shoots everybody there. Shocked and afraid, he curled up into a ball and regretted his decision. An hour later the police arrived and he was sentenced to life in prison for 3rd degree murder. His wife moved on and started a new family with his former best friend, and his daughter vists him every first tuesday of every other month. The man still suffers from Tourette's and cannot control his ticks and rots in jail. He continues to scream random obscenities for the rest of his life with no parole.

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. What do you call a man who gets a check in the mail every month for doing nothing? A black man

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Roses are red, Viiolets are blue, Get in the gas chamber, You dirty Jew.

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epic win?

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Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

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What's worse than a fly in your soup? Cancer.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The doctor. You have aids.

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You might be a redneck if you're from a rural area and behave as such.

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I completely thought you where bullshitting me, how come I never noticed before? How and why?

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Sarah Palin.

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a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

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Why did the person write an antijoke? To get to the other side

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What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

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Why did the girl fall down the stairs? She has no legs, that's why.

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What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

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What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

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Why did 5 members of the Al-Qaeda walk into the bank? To make 5 seperate cash withdrawals

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what did the obese kid get for chistmas? an athsma attack ,which led to death.

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Why did Jimmy cry? His mom raped him.

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knock knock no no you go now i clean

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What did the slave say to its master? Nothing meanwhile he and his family had terminal cancer and were worked without pay for 20 years before dying fro, multiple cases of AIDS and infections within thier lungs and mouths.

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Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

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Fat people

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