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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We are all equal in the eyes of God.

what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

What did Stevie Wander get for christmas? A book

What do you call a man that's very angry? A Very Angry Man.

What happens when three drunk men are driving 80 miles off of a cliff. They all die on impact from the great fall and their family's mourn over their deaths for years to come.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia HOW THE HELL DID I GET HERE?!?

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet his friend the horse at a bar

My mom always said that jumping in a pile of leaves was fun! That was before a 20 foot long iguana bit her head off...

A dirty joke Three white horse's are walking down a trail one falls in the mud

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

What do you call a room full of jewish women with yeast infections? The waiting room of a gynecologists office, potentially in some sort of Jewish district

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

Why did the mexican cross the road? His drugs were on the other side.

wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

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