What is black, white, and red all over? A zebra that was shot by poachers.

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So I was sitting in traffic the other day... And I got run over.

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Why couldnt the girl ride her bike? becuase she was dreaming she actually doesnt have a bike her family is poor in these hard economic times.

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A seal walks into a club. The man proceeds to skin it and sell the fur for profit.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sunflowers are yellow, Daises are white.

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What happened when the Irish ran out of potatoes? Millions starved.

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what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't.

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why did the chicken cross the rode?????? i dont know because he felt like it???????????p.s.i actually dont know why he crossed the rode so go ask the next who makes a joke about a chicken crossing a rode?

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Why was the little boy sad Because he has depression from his father beating him over and over every time he comes home from school...

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A guy comes home from work every day to his wife, who always seems miserable. He decides that her unhappiness is making him unhappy aswell, so he sits her down to talk things over. It turns out she is depressed because she can't get a job and the back wheels of her wheelchair are rusting.

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Why did Hitler hate Jews? Because he use to get bulied by them when he was in high school.

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Why did David go swimming? Pink sock.

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Why didn't Suzie answer her mother? Suzie has a serious condition where she is mute and also severely deaf.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

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Lets just say I work for some important people, not the feds that is for sure, ill tell you when we meet, not here. As for my condition, lets just say that I am profusely bleeding noseblood now and that is because I forgot to take my medication, and if I had no medicaions at all, I would have begun bleeding out of me ears end eye sockets, and ironically id die from a lot of other shit before bleeding to death, so thats not even the case. Its nothing common, but I bet people could find out about it pretty fast on wikipedia, and as much as I like throwing shit on random people here, I dont like bothering anyone with my problems, in this case, it came kinda sudden and unexpected, and I dont mind sharing my deepest aspects including this with my best friends, of which one of them you clearly are love.

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I heard that the Boston marathon was a BLAST!

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Do you know whats a joke? Something said or done to evoke laughter or amusement, especially an amusing story with a punch line.

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What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

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Roses are red Violets are actually purple You should probably see an eye doctor.

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What is an antijoke? Not Knock

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A man walks into the bar. It was typical day and nothing interesting happened.

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What is red and ragging? A Hemorrhoid

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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