A man is taking a shower in jail where he drops the soap. He proceeds to pick the soap up and cleans the rest of his body, puts his orange jumpsuit on and returns to his cell.

What did the computer say to his girlfriend? I'm going to RAM you tonight.

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

a man walks into a bar, when he leaves he thinks he can hold his liquor and kills a mother and two children attempting to drive home.

why did the clown cross the road? to kill everyone in the dark knight midnight premiere

Win industrial estate, Newry

What did the father say to his son? ....nothing

Ich bin nicht der Anführer

How do you confuse a Muslim? - Rub his belly.

Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

How can a hobo become rich? It can't. It died from food poisoning from eating food out of the trash.

Why are people attacking the Jews we gave you so much things like: Television (Thomas Edison) Electricity (Thomas Edison) Weapons (Arvin Humbergs) Wifi (Edcolsin Vinstein) Be gr8 ful without us your nothing

whats black and large -me

What did the whale say when he ran into a wall? - Oh Shit

What do we call Osama? Osama

what do you call a polar bear in a bathtub? No soap, radio

roses are red violets are blue get to close to me ill have to give aids to you!

What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

Guess what I was with your mom last night so I wraped her in foil and put her in the oven.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

What's the difference between a brick and a baby? One is a fundamental item used in building walls and the other is a human

Why did this website get run into the dirt? Because you they let idiots like me post whatever I want. _CamelJocky

A. Why did the man crash the car? B. Because the driver was a blind man with no arms, who happened to have a psychological problem affecting his brain's ability to detect movement, thus making the car crash.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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