Yo mama so fat, that she feels uncomfortable in a bathing suit.

Honk if you're Amish!

Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Boy-scout A: Boy-scouts come back from camp

Why did the owl visit the hospital? His mom was dying of luekemia.

Q. What do you call a person with no arms, legs, torso, or head? A. A mutilated corpse.

alert('The Game')

a black guy, a handicap, a pervert, and a fat guy are sitting in at a booth in a bar... Your watching family guy

Brother: Where is my Guitar? Me: To the Left to The left Brother : No its not Me: Everything you own in the box to the to the left Brother : Im telling Mom Me: In the Closet Thats my stuff and if i bought please don't touch Brother: *Opens Closet* This is all Mine! Me: *Takes off headphones*? Huh? Brother: Nevermind - _ -

Q: Why did the Asian boy pass the math test? A: By studying with dedication to the field.

Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

A guy went to a girl asked if she wanted to have sex with him. She said yes and they promptly had sex.

What do u do if a blonde throws a bomb at u Trigger the bomb and throw it back

1/= |_| (4|\| /234|) 7|-|15 (411 */0|_|/2531/= 4 1337 |-|4><0/2!!!1!

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

An English Grammar Expert writes a very intelligent essay.

why did nick leave school? bECAUSE HE WAS RETARDED

roses are red and violets are blue so is your mums fanny

Tilt your screen back .

What's the difference between a Pile of Dead Babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamboghini in my garage

Long joke Your such a downey

I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

What do you do when you go downstairs in the middle of the night and see your VCR floating in the middle of the living room? Run and cower in fear in this seemingly impossible situation.

knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

What did bob get his wife for christmas? Pregnant

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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