Whats worse than being rapped by a giant scorpion. Being gangbanged by a couple giant scorpions

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Who smokes a lot of weed and speaks 5 different languages? Rosetta Stoner.

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knock, , knock , who's there the gas man the gas man who ? the gas man who is gonna turn your gas off !

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Knock Knock Who is there? *bang* The following story depicts the life and death of Bob:___________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________then he opened the door and was shot in the face.

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#IsaiahAfterAD&B

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What is white and square? A ping pong block

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Q: what is the most confusing day in the ghetto? A: fathers Day

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I am in love with pizza. It was a friday night and i was hanging around with my so called friends 'banana-rama' 'pearman' and 'peaches' (keep in mind these are all fruit). I ordered a pizza from Poker Pizza and it came an hour later i brung it to my kitchen and i opened the box. It was lovely. I eat it, i soon realized that I had eat my one true love and decided to order another pizza.

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Where do cows get cultured? They don't, they get slaughtered first.

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What's worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust.

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What did the black kid get for christmas? Probably nothing as the social economy of the black race has been low in 2011 and hasn't raised by a penny in 2012.

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What is the easiest method of making multiple women fall head over heels? Have a wingman help you raise a rope at the start of a women's running race.

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How many people with Alzheimer's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting eaten alive by midgets with down syndrome

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Those who believe that Sarah Palin is dumb are living in some fantasyland. She could damn well speak as much as anyone else!

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How did the black kid pass his exam? He studied.

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What did batman say to robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

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Your mama's so fat, she can't even find clothes that fit her well.

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why did the chicken cross the road? cause kade touches himself at night

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A blind man watches TV

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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Why did the ginger go to hell? Because after all the bullying she endured for her hair color, she felt her only option was to commit suicide.

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What do a porkchop and a watermelon have in common? They're both edible, organic, and delicious. Also, both are fun to throw at people.

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Nope, I mean you can try, but my phone is busted and the code on the chip my galpal here managed to finally get into the cell, has sixteen digits so damn small that none of us can read it,

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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