- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Russian Irish and American beat up on a Canadian. the only thing wrong with that is i forgot the , in between the races. but on the good side the Canadian was Justin Bieber

Why did the blonde fall off the cliff? She was blind and deaf so she never knew where to go, and her parents kicked her out for her problems. It is a sad situation that noone wants to go through

A white guy, spanish guy, and a black guy jump off a roof. They were all killed on impact and their families will mourn their loss for years to come.

Q:Whats the difference between NBC and the NBA? A: The NBA is the National Basketball Assocation and NBC is The No Body Cares.

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penis in the camel

Why did Alex fall off the swing? he had no arms

whats a bike and rhymes with mike?

How did the three girls get free drinks? Two of them were attractive and out of obligation to "the game" the third girl was also purchased a beverage.

What is the difference between a white gut and a black guy? The level of melanin in their skin.

Why was the Muslim crying? Because his brother got hit by a bus.

What's black and yellow and flies? I dont know.

A devout Christian dies. Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Fags aren't allowed in Heaven.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a Triceratops.

A black guy, a mexican, and a jew walk in a bar. The mexican had to go to the bathroom. He asked the bartender where the bathroom was and she directed him down the hall where he pooped in quietly.

what is worse than a joke? an anti-joke.

Your mom is so stupid, she didn't know the answer to 2+5

so how about that irline food

How much cabbage is in sean's teeth? lots, like it's rotting in there

Why did the cop shoot his 4 year old son? Because the little bitch ate his leftovers

Why didn't Sally go to the party? Because everybody hates her and she wasn't invited.

What happened when the old woman crossed the road? A completely unrelated archery accident lead to the deaths of several people and thousands of dollars of property damage in another part of the country. The woman crossed without injury.

why did the chicken cross the rode?????? i dont know because he felt like it???????????p.s.i actually dont know why he crossed the rode so go ask the next who makes a joke about a chicken crossing a rode?

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