- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, No Professionals."

how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

What squirts out of your butt and runs down your leg? Bloody diarrhea.

roses are red violets are blue i'll be back in an hour or two

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They then proceed to bake into tasty pastries which are then eaten for snacks or maybe a light breakfast.

What do you call a low-fat banana? A nothing...

Roses are red, violets are blue Charcoal is black, and so is my neighbor

what happens when you throw a green rock into the red sea? -- it gets wet

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are stupid. It most likely starved to death when it got stuck in a hole.

Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

What's black and white and enforces the rules at football games? A referee? Wow you're really smart.

What's funnier than 24? Nothing, 24 is just a number. There's is nothing humorous about it. Go away.

Rebecca Blacks walk into a bar. She gets shot.

Whats green and has wheels? A green car.

You know what's funnier than 24? 25

Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy almost unparalleled in marine history.

What did the racist southerner say to the snide lawyer? "I have AIDS."

I like my women how I like my ice-cream Out cold.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out if the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, Monkey do.

What did the black guy say to the other black guy? We are both black

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An Irishman with a metal bar (like a pole)

Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

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