- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call Justin Bieber's assassin? A hero doing a noble favor to the community.

what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

Why was Little Timmy crying ? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus. Knock-Knock! Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

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How do you fit an elephant inside your car?: Starve it to death, then chop it in pieces.

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What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

Whats yello and cant swim A bus full of dead children in a lake

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What did the penguin say to the fisherman? Nothing, they are different animals, and thus, unable to communicate.

Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

What would Michael Jackson do on the Moon? Nothing. He's dead.

A man walks into his house only to find someone in the livingroom touching the stereo. He then goes up to his wife, and kisses her.

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Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

A man walks into a bar so how many Jews were there when a man called Wellard ate a pizza. Balloons

Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

whats worse than a worm in your apple? the Holocaust

Which brains do zombie like most? Zombies dont exist.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob. What do you call a man with no arms or legs in front of your door? Matt. What do you call a man with no arms or legs hanging on your wall? Art.

Q-whats worse than getting shot. A-getting shot twice

Why do dead Republicans float? Their corpse's mass-to-volume ratio is less than the water they displace. It is very sad.

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

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