- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the little boy cross the road? because he had been raped.

what did the radish say to the orange i'm a radish

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

How do you know you're on a blind date with a black person? If they agree to eat at KFC in Compton (Wyndellberg)

Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

Knock Knock Who's there? It's Jeff. Hi there Jeff, come in, the doors open.

Two Iranian men walk into a bar and order a Coke and a Lemonade. The Barman said take a seat and he'll bring them over.

What's normally shaped like a rectangle, and is so thin, it gives people cuts? Paper.

What is shit? It's Deshitified already.

Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

Yesterday, I was assasinated.

a man walked into a bar.the bar was metal and he cracked his skull

-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

What's big and long? My dick.

why did you poop because you are a poop

Why did the donkey say "Shit sorry I had no idea" Because the batteries shouted: "Nobody told me about your actions here, sorry for the terrible coding format, I am new"

Colin is gay but toasters are not

Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

Sorry I am like so fucking wasted still, I keep giggling and laughing all of the time.

Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

Why did the girl kill herself? she was depressed.

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