How did the boys sunglasses fall off his face? He was drop kicked.

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what do you do when mrs curaba gets heated through a fridge at her so she can cool down

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LOL

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T-rex: If you're happy and you know it clap your hands, oh...

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why are anti-jokes so funny? they aren't. they're stupid.

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Dyslexics are teople poo

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Roses are Red, They are also white, Infact nowadays with cross-pollination a hugely diverse number of different coloured roses are attainable.

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey...I forget the rest but your mother is a hor.

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Why did the cop stop a black guy with a Rolls-Royce? Because he was speeding while on his phone and going through red traffic lights.

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Twelve muffins were baking in an oven. One muffin said "Where are we?" Another muffin said "Yikes! A talking muffin!"

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Q- How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A- You Poke Her Face

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why did the duck swim upside-down -he was on quack

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I gotta friend named Michael Nugyen and he dishonored his family. Did I mention he was asian ( he live in tampa fl )

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What do you call someone who doesn't have a soul? A ginger

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Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. Who cares, what was she doing out of the kitchen

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save me from the nothing ive become

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Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

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Why did Jennifer shit herself? Because there was a black man staring through her window!

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Your momma is so dumb... that when she took an IQ test she score pretty low on it.

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Friends are a lot like trees. If you hit them multiple times with an axe, they will fall down.

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If you have me you want to share me, if you share me you no longer have me. What am I? (a secrect)

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Guess What??? Ur Murr

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What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

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How many black men can you fit into a mini? Five One in the drivers seat. One in the passenger seat. And three in the back seats. Anymore would be both dangerous and impractical due to the small interior volume of the car, and it would also put a significant strain on the cars limited engine power. Especially when tackling a steep incline.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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