Roses are red Violets are Blue Let's just screw

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

What's worse than cancer? Nothing.

Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

In Soviet Russia, millions die under an oppressive and uncaring regime that uses communism to justify its inhumane policies.

What has hands but isn't alive? A dead person.

why couldn't the little boy sleep? he was being tortured.

What do you call a person trying to rob a store with no arms? Peter Pan

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

Hey, have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

Menstrual jokes aren't funny. Period. Neither are 9/11 jokes. Just plane wrong Same with cripple jokes. Can't stand them I don't see why Helen Keller jokes are funny

Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

it was dark outside so u know what i did....went to sleep

im not food

What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

Your Mum is soo fat.

So i broke up with my girl, here her number... SIKE!! ITS THE WRONG NUMBAHHH!!!

what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because I pushed him.

why did CJ cry?he just ate a pie full of meat from his favorite animal.Pig

how fast does it take to kill a blonde? Give me a gun and i will find out

What do you call two dog? dogs

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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