- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

man: why did the chicken cross the road? other man: why ? man: i don't know, ask him your self. other man: ...

What did the muslim say when he boarded the plane? Where is my seat

What do you call a black man with a small penis? Aids free

Yo mama looks so much like a cardboard box, my kindergarten class graduated.

what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

Why couldn't the married couple have sex? They were lesbians who were saving up a sex change.

why was the woman silent? she lost the ability to speak in a tragic boating accident in which her vocals chords were damaged thus making it incapable for her to utter anything

An itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout Down came my dick, and forced the spider out

I've got a great new 'Knock Knock Jock

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing. He doesn't have a cat.

Why did the blonde ask the doctor if she should get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anal surgery is the only solution.

What did one wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls are inanimate objects and thus incapable of conversing with one another.

What's white and moves at a glacial pace? A glacier.

Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

What's green and fuzy and could kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

Q:What does a wheel a triangle and a circle all have in common A:There all round, I lied about the triangle.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

A man walks down the street past a flamboyant homosexual male and kills him in a hate crime. This homosexual was Dylan Glogowski

What's worse than someone who thinks Sting is a nice guy? Sting.

This episode featuring an all new nonspeaking character, who never goes on screen.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rocky was chasing him

What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

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